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Song Parodies -> "Cujo's Face"

Original Song Title:

"Old Joe's Place"

Original Performer:

The Folksmen

Parody Song Title:

"Cujo's Face"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Claude. The Folksmen are the same guys as Spinal Tap. (Harry Shearer, Christopher Guest, Michael McKeon) This song was featured in the movie "A Mighty Wind".
Whenever I'm out delivering
Walkin' on down the green
I often stop and look for that
Big dog that's very mean
For that sucker can cripple
And tear out chunks of thigh
He roams the street and hides real good
He hates the Postal guy

Well the-ere's a..

Pepper spray in pocket
And a binding in my bowel
And a piddle in my panties
When I hear a mutt growl
You can stop him from attacking
But you gotta use mace
Whenever I am looking at
Cujo's face

Now mail comes in at morning time
Before the sun comes up
I try to get the whole route done
Before they wake that pup

(howling solo)

Well the-ere's a..

Pepper spray in pocket
And a binding in my bowel
And a piddle in my panties
When I hear a mutt growl
Vibrato in my voice
And a shakin' in my knees
My nose has a knuckle
Just in case I gotta sneeze
You can stop him from attacking
But you gotta use mace
Whenever I am running from
Cujo's face

Now they don't allow loose dogs outside
Least that is the law
Someone should go and catch that hound
There's just one minor flaw
No one has a big hankerin'
To lose an arm or toe
So venture out at your own risk
Teeth gnashin' C-U-JO!

Well the-ere's a..

Pepper spray in pocket
And a binding in my bowel
And a piddle in my panties
When I hear a mutt growl
Vibrato in my voice
And a shakin' in my knees
My nose has a knuckle
Just in case I gotta sneeze
Don't say you got no warning
It's a danger in the "hood"
There's a nurse on duty
If he gets you good
You can stop him from attacking
But you gotta use mace
Whenever I am eaten by old
Cujo's face

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Rick C - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice turn on the OS Rick..555
Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I was hoping this was about Curtis Joseph, who signed with the Phoenix Coyotes now that he can't show his face in Edmonton, St. Louis, Toronto and Detroit.
Johnny D - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Your bark is every bit as good as your byte.

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