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Song Parodies -> "Boiling Summer"

Original Song Title:

"Boys of Summer"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Boiling Summer"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Toes peelin' on the road
Red bodies on the beach
Humid'ty fills the air
This summer's such a bitch
Got the shakes
From the heat
The sun done melts my bones
In perspiration doused
Thor'ly roast like hot scones

The sky can sear you
Your car seat's stickin' to your buns
You got a sweaty back
And your underarms strong, baby
And I can tell you it's rough to do a marathon
Smack under broiling summery sun

Rememberin' those rain-filled nights
Nice thunderstorms, deluge in streams
September's sun is crazed and blazing
December's now in all my dreams
Now I don't understand
Those sun spots that erupt
I only know the ground's all cracked
I'm hopin' global warming's made up

I've been charred thru
I'm brown an' fryin' in the sun
It's got me walkin' real slow
And I'm snarlin' at everyone
I can tell you the mercury has hit the gong
And still this boiling summer goes on

I might explode today
My poor old air condit'ner's had a heart attack
Whate'er was moist inside my bod's dead:
Burned all black
Wizened, shrivelled and slack
I empathize with lobsters
In pot aglow
Cold days been gone forever
I should remember snow, but

Eggs can fry thru
Without them lyin' in the pan
Just got to plop them down
On that pavement with ham, baby
Violet, ultra, will microwave and melt my dong
Crappiest boiling summer's not done

In an igloo
I'd be frostbitten, having fun
But I'm instead sticked smack
In the equator zone, baby
Sky from hell's made me twice as red as Mao Zedong
Hades! This boiling summer is strong

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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Red Ant - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hot parody Mer & Pip. It has been record hot here, utility company set records 3 consecutive days for electricity here.
Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with your parody, 5s.
Paul Robinson - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Mer & Pip - Oh, man, did you guys nail this summer. Really a scorcher here in L.A. this year. Just had the air-conditioning in my car conk out Saturday in a traffic jam on the 405 Fwy about 10 miles from where I live...luckily it made the first 376 miles of my journey home from San Jose in working order...the bill for fixing it? Another story...a very EXPENSIVE story...but, hey...that's what money is for, isn't it? To make sh*t work or get new sh*t to replace it...OH...yeah...this parody is great...5's ~ ~ ~
Royce Miller - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I can relate--the fall, hopefully, will be a welcome change.
Johnny D - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
That parody was TOTALLY COOL ! ;-)
alvin rhodes - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
so descriptive it gave me blisters...5s
robocop 10th - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
When did the Eagles do this song? I thought Don Henley did it.
Joe - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
RC: Don Henley is a member of the Eagles. However, I see your point; Don Henley performed it by himself.
Peregrin - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmmm! A certain member of this duo submitted the song and it wasn't me!!! I have checked the working copy and it says "Henley"... Over to you, Merry!
Larry Hensley - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This was funny.
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Perhaps you confused this with one of Glenn Frey's songs: "The Heat Is On." And on, and on, and on... SPF 555.
PMS - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hot stuff!!
mandamoo - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahaha this is great ! Your descriptions conjured up great visuals that I can relate to big time !!! Not looking forward to summer......

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