Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Kosovo"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Kosovo"

Parody Written by:

Rich Lyons

The Lyrics

Take this one with a grain of salt. I wrote this when I was fourteen or fifteen (if that dates me at all. . .)
Albania, Sri Lanka, Ooh I wanna bomb ya,
Kenya, Rwanda, come on fighting soldiers,
Somali, Montenegro, baby why don't we go
Europe off the Balkan coast
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where we gotta go, to take control of it all

Bodies on the ground,
Semi auto-matic in your hand,
We'll be throwin' grenades at some people in a foreign land
Down in Kosovo

Albania, Sri Lanka, Ooh I wanna bomb ya,
Kenya, Rwanda, come on fighting soldiers,
Somali, Montenegro, baby why don't we go
Down to Kosovo
we'll get there fast and then we'll die real slow
but that's where we gotta go
Way down to Kosovo

-Mo-zambique- the mounds of rotting flesh-

We'll go out to sea
to protect the refugees
By and by we'll defy some Albanian resistance
Afternoon Demise,
shotguns and bomb-lit nights
that dreary look in your eye gives me a feeling that we're gonna die
Way down in Kosovo

Albania, Sri Lanka, Ooh I wanna bomb ya,
Kenya, Rwanda, come on fighting soldiers,
Somali, Montenegro, baby why don't we go
Down to Kosovo
we'll get there fast and then we'll die real slow
but that's where we gotta go
Way down to Kosovo

-Chech-ny-a- they're gonna shed some blood-

Everybody knows
A little place called Kosovo
and now we gotta go and take control of it all,
Down to Kosovo

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2
 0
 
 2   1
 1
 2
 
 3   1
 0
 1
 
 4   2
 0
 1
 
 5   3
 4
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
14 or 15, huh? Let's hope you've gotten better. Clearly, this was a good effort, which is the only thing that saves it from a perfect score of 1-1-1.
Rich - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I've gotten better lol. . take a look at some of my others and you'll see. This was what got me into parody writing, though (I'm almost 22 now)
sure you wrote it - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/kosovo.html
Leonita - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a very good website,im albanian, and i just want to ask you guys who made this decision to write this Kosovo song and Y? VERYYY GOOD

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thebeachboys9.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1101