-> "Kosovo"
Original Song Title:
"Kokomo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kosovo"
The Lyrics
Albania, Sri Lanka, Ooh I wanna bomb ya,
Kenya, Rwanda, come on fighting soldiers,
Somali, Montenegro, baby why don't we go
Europe off the Balkan coast
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where we gotta go, to take control of it all
Bodies on the ground,
Semi auto-matic in your hand,
We'll be throwin' grenades at some people in a foreign land
Down in Kosovo
Albania, Sri Lanka, Ooh I wanna bomb ya,
Kenya, Rwanda, come on fighting soldiers,
Somali, Montenegro, baby why don't we go
Down to Kosovo
we'll get there fast and then we'll die real slow
but that's where we gotta go
Way down to Kosovo
-Mo-zambique- the mounds of rotting flesh-
We'll go out to sea
to protect the refugees
By and by we'll defy some Albanian resistance
Afternoon Demise,
shotguns and bomb-lit nights
that dreary look in your eye gives me a feeling that we're gonna die
Way down in Kosovo
Albania, Sri Lanka, Ooh I wanna bomb ya,
Kenya, Rwanda, come on fighting soldiers,
Somali, Montenegro, baby why don't we go
Down to Kosovo
we'll get there fast and then we'll die real slow
but that's where we gotta go
Way down to Kosovo
-Chech-ny-a- they're gonna shed some blood-
Everybody knows
A little place called Kosovo
and now we gotta go and take control of it all,
Down to Kosovo
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