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Song Parodies -> "Kosovo"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Kosovo"

Parody Written by:

Inferno714

The Lyrics

Just know, I'm not really this morbid.
Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
I won't go

In Yugoslavia
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where ya wanna go
If you're looking to get shot

Dead bodies on the hill
Serbian troops celebrate the kill
We'll be falling down dead
To the rhythm of machine gun fire
Down in Kosovo

Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
To Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya

I don't wanna take you down to Kosovo
We'll die there fast and then we'll rot real slow
No, we don't wanna go
Way down to Kosovo

Don't wanna get those bullets in my head

If you go with me
They'll use our guts in chemistry
Yes, they will if we defy
Those terrible killing machines

We'll see the white light
Which means that we have died
That fearful look in your eye
Will be my very final sight
Down in Kosovo

Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
To Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya

I don't wanna take you down to Kosovo
We'll die there fast and then we'll rot real slow
No, we don't wanna go
Way down to Kosovo

It isn't really safe for you and me

(Instrumental solo)

Everybody loathes
A little place like Kosovo
Now if you wanna go
And if you wanna die young
Go down to Kosovo

Bulgaria, Romania, I don't wanna take ya
To Armenia, Moldova, I don't wanna go there
If you do, then see ya

I don't wanna take you down to Kosovo
We'll die there fast and then we'll rot real slow
No, we don't want to go
Way down to Kosovo

(Repeat one more time)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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Imus - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't we do this on my show several years ago?
Guy - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great idea and some parts paced very well, also some great lines but other parts were rough around the edges with pace, timing and rhyme. 4,5,5.
Steve K. - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Robert Lund and the Interns did this one a few years back. Not the same lyrics, but the same general idea.
Wingzeroismine - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I love the lyrics, but I'd like to know where I could get the mp3/wma/wav(for all I care)? It has been recorded before, but I can't find it anywhere.

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