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Song Parodies -> "Smokobone"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Smokobone"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Here's a link to a MIDI file of the melody of the original song "Kokomo": ........... http://www.findmidis.com/listen.go/47
A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my brain is bakin'

(Now) I'm seein'
Pirhanas
'lucinatin', mama

(An') Me cargo
Of weed-o
Ooo it weighs a kilo
Jamaican

Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Smokobone
That's where we burnouts go
To get away with it all

Phillies in our hands
Tapping out our ashes on the sand
We'll be falling o-ver
'Cause we're far too stoned to even stand
Down in Smokobone

A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my brain is bakin'

(Now) I'm seein'
Osama
And Miss Kitty, mama

(An') Me cargo
Of weed-o
Ooo it weighs a kilo

Ooo I wanna take you down to Smokobone
We'll roll one fast
And then we'll bake it slow
That's where our minds we'll blow
Way down in Smokobone

Oh T-H-C, that sin-se-milla's sweet

We'll take L-S-D
And we'll pervert our chemistry
Get real high and defy the planet's force of gravity

Coca-spoon delight
Snort pails of toot at night
That bloodshot look in your eye
Give weed to tropical cops you buy
Pay down in Smokobone

A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my brain is bakin'

(But) I'm seein'
The bumma
J-Lo pretty mumma

(Oh) Her cargo
So sweet-o
Ooo it wears a Speedo

Ooo I wanna take you down to Smokobone
We'll roll one fast
And then we'll bake it slow
Watch how stu-pid we grow
Way down in Smokobone

Snort an' rinse, my nose so sore I wince

Every stoner knows
A little place like Smokobone
Now if you wanna go
An' get baked an' have a ball
Go down to Smokobone

A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my wind is breakin'

(Now) I'm peein'
Urahna
It ain't pretty, mama

(An') Me blowhole
It bleed-o
Ooo too many kilos

Ooo I wanna take you down to Smokobone
The sea breeze there
Will blow away the smoke
That's where we snort n' toke
Way down in Smokobone

A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my head is achin'

(Now) I'm coughin'
An' sneezin'
Too much dope, I'm wheezin'

(An') Me butthole
It burn-o
Sat on jellyfish-o

Ooo I'm gettin' the hell out of Smokobone
My brain is fried
And my toenails are stoned
I think I want to live
That's why I'm goin' home

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Jack Wilson - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Johnny! 5's!
Guy - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I have tried several things with this song and could never make it work for me. Well done, JD. If I wore one, my hat would be off to you.

Great lines:
Oh T-H-C, that sin-se-milla's sweet
Snort an' rinse, my nose so sore I wince

Fine job, JD.
Johnny D - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack and Guy!
Royce Miller - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for reminding me of the FL Keys, Johnny; I've got pictures in my mind that will never fade, and they are all beautiful
mac - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Miss Kittly...? LOL
Adagio - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good job, Johnny!! 5's
Jan Unwin - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is smokin', Johnny. 5's
... - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I think ya did a good job too. Perfect score.
Johnny D - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, mac, Adagio, Jan, Ellipsis - thank you all very much!
alvin rhodes - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
i know where i'm spending my next vacation...delightful....5s
Johnny D - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin...... ah yes, I know what you mean, dude..... if only.... sigh.....cough, cough....
Birgitta - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny,heheh...I believe I've been there....GJ man.
Johnny D - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Birgitta!
Michael Pacholek - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard, my joints are aching! Well, of course, I meant my shoulders! What did you think I meant?
David Chrenko - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup, I vaguely remember the '70s from my BC days. Been there, done that, smoked the t-shirt. I can imagine The Baja Men (Who Let The Dogs Out) do this one.
Johnny D - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Michael and David!
2nz - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Too many great lines to name. And excellent use of the original song, too.
Johnny D - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks 2nz.
Charlie Decker - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Glorious. Fantastic. Sssmmmmokin'!
Rick D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd completely forgotten that you did this one first. It's hard to research duplicates with the search being down. Anyway, I'll five it now.
Johnny D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Charlie and Rick.

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