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Song Parodies -> "Coconut"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Coconut"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

sometimes you feel like a nut... sometimes you don't but one thing both "Almond Joy" and "Mounds" have in them is the Coconut!
I'll chew ya I'll bake ya
into a big cake yeah
for after my dinner
eatin' like a winner
key part of my diet
those who've not yet try it
I'll bake ya

more than a georgia peach
I like the fruit Coconut
no if's and's or a but
that food tastes better than all
snowcone in the sand
somehow it fell right out of my hand
I was lapping it up
and the looks that I got were not grand
it was Coconut

I'll chew ya I'll bake ya
into a big cake yeah
for right after my dinner
eatin' like a winner
key part of my diet
those who've not yet try it
(oooh I wanna eat a nice big Coconut)
you just eat one if you feel in a rut
it's pleasing to the gut
delicious Coconut

salt in the cake that was my big mistake

let the dentist see
this tooth pain is killing me
open wide look inside
a little bitty cavity
no more almond joy
will go into this boy
that was the good man's advice
so I just told him "Bug-Off" real nice
I want my Coconut

I'll chew ya I'll bake ya
into a big cake yeah
for right after my dinner
eatin' like a winner
key part of my diet
those who've not yet try it
(oooh I wanna eat a nice big Coconut)
you just eat one if you feel in a rut
it's pleasing to the gut
delicious Coconut

cream pie alright I'm gonna take a bite

(saxophone break)

boy I tell ya what
there's nothing quite like Coconut
now if you wanna bake another cake for dessert
please make it Coconut

I'll chew ya I'll bake ya
into a big cake yeah
for right after my dinner
eatin' like a winner
key part of my diet
those who've not yet try it
(oooh I wanna eat a nice big Coconut)
you just eat one if you feel in a rut
it's pleasing to the gut
delicious Coconut

I'll chew ya I'll bake ya
into a big cake yeah
for right after my dinner
eatin' like a winner
key part of my diet
those who've not yet try it... (fade out)

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Rob Arndt - January 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Not the kind of coconuts I was thinking if but 555 anyway! One could also wrote this as "Cosmonaut" or "Taikonaut." :)
Jonathan - January 24, 2014 - Report this comment
^ just curious what kind of coconuts WERE you thinking about? oh and thanks for the 5's!
AFW - January 25, 2014 - Report this comment
I agree about coconut...for a fave, I'd have to choose a pie
Jonathan - January 25, 2014 - Report this comment
^ thanks AFW
Dave W. - January 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Oh man ....this is such a craving song.....How long is Walgreens open?
Jonathan - January 29, 2014 - Report this comment
^ some are open 24 hours a day and thanks for the comment!

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