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Song Parodies -> "Eskimos"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Eskimos"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

I like Eskimos... I do not know why? But this guy does and he really wants to convince his wife to become one with him.
Intro: Canada, Alaska
Nowhere near Nebraska
Like artic and tundra
Of the Yupik genre
That polar is colder
Always gives cold shoulders

Verse 1: These people from sub-zero degrees
There’s a group called Eskimos
Up in the ice and snow
So far away from it all
Winter wonderland
Boiling drinks freezing in your hand
We’ll know just who to call
And eat blubber from a walrus can
From the Eskimos

Chorus: Inuits, I knew it
They know how to do it, yeah
They’re hunters, and fishers
Brave a frigid blizzard
No Citgos, Texacos
Cuz the do not need those
(Oooh, I wanna be more like the Eskimos)
They are so chill and plus they keep it cold
Far exceeds Mexico
No tienen Eskimos

We should give thanks, their money’s in snow banks

Verse 2: Walk out on the sea
Where they’ll teach me trades like ice fishing
Flash a grin at penguins
Man that would be astonishing
And their beds are nice
Ice sheets for six-month nights
When we come back from our trip
Give me a sensual nose-rub kiss
That’s made by Eskimos

Chorus: Sea leopards, sea lions
Oooh this is my Zion
See caribous in snowshoes
No, I’m not drunk on booze!
Pass escrow in Juneau
Baby why don’t we go?
(Oooh I wanna live amongst the Eskimos)
Drink from their wisdom
Like don’t eat gold snow
That’s what I’ve gotta know!
And learn from Eskimos

Must you poo, then you use an ig-loo

[Instrumental Break]

Verse 3: Bet nobody knows
A better group than Eskimos
Sometimes their night sky glows
And nothing can beat that, y’all
Can’t beat Eskimos

Chorus: Don’t wear a fedora
To kick-ass auroras
Or a malice old phallus
At the borealis
That seal smell is so swell
Baby please let’s go dwell
(Oooh, I wanna be one with the Eskimos)
We’ll be more happy
If we just would go
Who needs all of their toes?
Well it ain’t Eskimos

Chorus: Polar bears? Oh who cares?
That’s why we’ll have scarebears
Scared of mooses? Well deuces
I’m sure they have truces
The reindeer best stay clear
Or they’ll end up pan-seared
(Oooh, I don’t think you want to be Eskimos)
Just wait ‘til we’re there
Maybe you love’ll grow
See babe I told you so!
We’re both now Eskimos

Chorus: When we’re home make you moan
When lick your snow cones
You aren’t fickle, you tickle
You want my icicle
The blizzard that we make
Gets a blast of snowflakes
(Oooh, I told you we could be good Eskimos)
We act like the locals
You should take some notes
Why are they at our throats?
Guess that’s not Eskimo

[Fade out]
May 21, 2013. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Matthias - May 22, 2013 - Report this comment
This was a complete 180 in topics here. Going from wanting to go to the tropics to wanting to be in the tundra. Clever stuff and I didn't realize that this OS is so long
Jonathan - May 22, 2013 - Report this comment
a freezing good parody! 5's
Agrimorfee - May 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Stretching a bit in the sense department ("a malice old phallus"?? What?) didnt matter much, this was hilarious, with TMGLTM (escrow in Juneau was a fave, though). Check out a weird album by The Residents called 'Eskimo' for more on the subject.
Blaydeman - May 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Aggy, LOL! Yeah that one was a stretch wasn't it?! Finding rhymes for borealis was hard though! Ha ha! Glad you still enjoyed it.
Rex - May 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Ig-loo, heh heh. Lovely title sub and many great lines, plus as Matty pointed out the topic flip. Fun stuff.
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with Agri that some lines were really stretching just to fit the rhyme scheme, but otherwise this was a fantastic parody. This was done so well that I'll even forgive the ig-loo pun! 555!
Max Power - June 03, 2013 - Report this comment
That was cool.
Jeff Reuben - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice title sub, and some wonderfully horrible puns :)
Arwen - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry...Extra points from me for working in rhymes for borealis... :) I liked this...Wyoming winters match up with Eskimo territory pretty well!
Arwen - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
p.s. I was pretty enthused about seeing Uncle Jesse in the youtube video, which I had to watch again after singing along with the parody. hahaha...
Chris Bodily TM - June 17, 2013 - Report this comment
(On the Waterfront) I've gotta be honest with you, the pacing isn't perfect, and you overwrote it (the song faded out before the last two choruses! lol) But I loved the 180 on subjects, and the title sub. *that awkward moment when I'm just getting getting the ig-loo pun.** 455

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