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Song Parodies -> "Chocobo"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Chocobo"

Parody Written by:

Baby Kitty & Cryptic Wizard

The Lyrics

Zanarkand, Gagazet, ooo I wanna ride to
Luca and Besaid, come on let's go riding to
The Calm Lands, and Kilika, Baby why don't we go
To the Moonflow

Off the Mi'Hen High Road,
there's a bird called a Chocobo
That's where you wanna go, to ride away from it all.

Yellow feathered friend,
I'd like to ride all over again,
Clasko's fallen in love
With this majestic bird of the land
He loves his chocobo

Zanarkand, Gagazet, ooo I wanna ride to
Luca and Besaid, come on let's go riding to
The Calm Lands, and Kilika, Baby why don't we go
Ride a Chocobo
We can ride it fast or we could ride it slow,
That's the only way to go,
Riding a Chocobo

In east and west, those birdies are the best

We'll ride across the land
Even the Bikanel Desert sand
By and by, we can try, to ride over to Zanarkand

It's such a delight
Riding those birds all day and night
You have green swirls in your eyes
But to a chocobo that's all right
Even Al Bhed can go

Zanarkand, Gagazet, ooo I wanna ride to
Luca and Besaid, come on let's go riding to
The Calm Lands, and Kilika, Baby why don't we go
Ride a Chocobo
We can ride it fast or we could ride it slow,
That's the only way to go,
Riding a Chocobo

They're cool, they're neat, and greens are what they eat

Final Fantasy
Had chocobos since part two or three
So if they're what you want to see
It's really quite easy
Play Final Fantasy

Zanarkand, Gagazet, ooo I wanna ride to
Luca and Besaid, come on let's go riding to
The Calm Lands, and Kilika, Baby why don't we go
Ride a Chocobo
We can ride it fast or we could ride it slow,
That's the only way to go,
Riding a Chocobo

Ooo I wanna go and ride a chocobo

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Cryptic Wizard - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Just wanted to mention that Baby Kitty's real name is Mary Brennan, and she wanted that known.
solidgameboy12 - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, I think that's probably the best video game joke ever thought, forget my LOTR 7 hours in three minutes joke, that' the best thing in the world, we should collaborate sometime, give me a ring, let's do lunch!
Pair O' Dee - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Love chocobos. This is a good one--what surprises me is that nobody thought of it before.
ffaddict - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
One thing about chocobos that you should know is that they didn't actually appear in the games until part 4. However, since part 4 was called Final Fantasy II in the US, if you are referring to that you are correct. But who gives a materia?
Mad Arcand - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
The official release of Final Fantasy II in Japan had chocobo's. Not as much of an FF Addict as you thought.
Mina - July 20, 2009 - Report this comment
OMG! I thought of this a long time ago, except I never had the full words to it. I remember when I used to play FF3, it was around the same time the Kosovo (Kokomo) song came out, and I always used to sing it with Chocobo instead! Awesome you made it into a song, but I don't like all of the FF2 references cuz I never played that one. Can you redo it to make it go with FF3?
Cryptic Wizard - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, Mina, but this song took a long time to write. I don't see that there's any need to rewrite it. Besides, for the longest time FF2 wasn't released in he US so you're not alone on the list of people who've never played it.
Noo Bee - September 13, 2009 - Report this comment
It seems to me this parody is all FFX references. All the locales mentioned in the song come from that one. The only actual FF2 reference is in the last verse ("since part two or three"). So what FF2 references are you talking about, Mina?
Cryptic Wizard - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
You are correct, Noo Bee, all of the location in the song are from Final Fantasy X, which was Baby Kitty's idea...the "green swirls" line was mine, though.
The Nerd - April 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Dude, you stole my idea :P

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