Hahahahaah bloody good one, all 5's!!!

That's pretty hard to beat!

This one really stuck out from the others... a stroke of genius

You had to think long and hard to get this one out, didn't you? 5-5-5

Gee, MrMacphisto and Perv, you really are subtle in your choice of 'stuck out, stroke, long and hard'. Conrad, I 've not heard the phrase 'tally whack' before, this parody gets full crossed legs from me! 555

When you write a parody, you either write your own words, or do something to change the meaning of the original words that you do leave in. Here you did neither, as evidenced by your last verse. This parody was 70% original lyrics, and as such it didn't make much sense. Try to be a little more original with your parodies.

Sorry, but I agree with the wizard on this one- there seems to be more original song than parody here

It's a song parody. Don't proofread it, dig it biyatch !

Since I DKTOS (aah, the lingo you acquire on this site) I didn't pick that up first time, but after viewing the lyrics I will join the nit-picking bandwagon. And I do believe that it is spelt 'beeatch' you 'beeatch'.

No, it's 'be-otch"... Though I know the tune, I didn't know the original lyrics, but after looking them up, I agree that wholesale pilfering of the original lyrics significantly detracts from the effectiveness.

As already mentioned, what's with the original lyrics? Obviously you didn't out much effort into writing this. How much did you pay the others that gave you fives for this tripe?

I spell biyatch the way I decide to spell biyatch. biyatch

How about we argue about something relevant? (I've always spelled it Biotch, with an English accent.) Mostly original lyrics, so that's keeping me from clicking anything above a 3. Can't relate to the subject matter, but ooookay anyway.

LOL to all you biyatch/beeatch/beotch/biotch-es.

Thank you for all correcting the spelling of something that isn't a real word. Your parody isn't even a real parody, you used the original song's lyrics out of context which is stupid, how can you call this tripe a parody? My guess is you felt you wanted to write something X-Rated but couldn't think of anything so you just left in the original lyrics and hoped someone would think it meant something different. I didn't even vote on this waste of time because you can't give zeroes.

Yeah, there are too many of the original's lyrics. Don't know how anyone could rate this higher than 3.

We don't appreciate this awkward remake of our hit song!

A 3? Agrimorfee, you're being way too generous LOL

Hmmm, interesting. I was searching the web for information about a song called "Walk With an Erection" and I ended up here. You do know, Conrad MacRoberts, that this song was released in the 80s, right? It was considerably funnier than this attempt.

Yer It would be pretty funny if I had not heard a completely FUNNIER song in about 1988-1989 'ish called get this 'Walk with an Erection' it even had music, AND really funny lyrics. Can you say PLAGIARISM (PLAY-JAR-IZ-IM). Why are we having comments on the spelling of BITCH! PLz if U Lrnd how 2 spl prop-ly their wood B no Fitting wood their?! Doh!

Here is a version I got around 1984 I don't know who is singing it though If someone does know who is singing please post it here He keeps a Penthouse in his desk He's got big muscles in his wrist He holds his organ in his fist He gives his pink dolphin a mighty twist He wears his trowsers way to tight Hop'n that he'll score big tonight He keeps his breifcase in his lap or else you know that his face gets slapped All the girls in the office they say Hard-On Hard-On beg my pardon Walk with an erection He wears an earing in his left ear The gerble all ??reisting in his ear He goes to ??grovetts town to dance as king and queen to every male His Calvin Kline cut to the bone Make sure that he don't go home alone He spends his winters in key west He thinks the blue boy mag is the best All the boys in Frisco Bay they say Gay Oh Gay Oh Gay Oh Hey Oh Walk with an erection All the boys from Maine to Mexico are all obsessed with sex and blow like the cop who carrys a big night stick it's just an extesion of his wick He busts the hookers on the block unless they give service round the clock Goes home to wife and kids so nice Although he gets off on workinig vice Those college boys are true to form they try to lure chicks into there dorm They're ouzing sweat from every pore They drop there drawers and then they ask for more All the girls from BU they say Hard-On Hard-On beg my pardon Walk with an erection Walk with an erection

Is this all you people have to do?

Hey JWH, that song was recorded by the Swinging Erudites! I love that album...

Okay, So, now I've heard the original. Gee, I sure can't tell the difference. Can you spell D-U-H.