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Song Parodies -> "Walk With an Erection"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Like an Egyptian"

Original Performer:

The Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"Walk With an Erection"

Parody Written by:

Conrad MacRoberts

The Lyrics

All the old paint on the faces
They do the pole dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're busting out like a domino
At the bazaar men by the score
They got their money on a pet
Gold cards in piles (oh whey oh)
You snap their straps on their backs
All the 'ho'es in their skimpy clothes
Say no way no way no way no way no
Walk with an erection
The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the boobs (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bend over
At the club men so sick of looks
They like the touch and the little pouch
When the trouser shrinks (oh whey oh)
They're walking with an erection
All the 'ho'es in their skimpy clothes
Say no way no way no way no way no
Walk with an erection
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose with a tally whack
If you want to find all the freaks
They're hanging out at the bus stop
They smile and glance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block
All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line with an erection
All the 'ho'es in their skimpy clothes
Say no way no way no way no way no
Walk with an erection
Walk with an erection

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 19

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   1
 3   1
 4   2
 5   11

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Troy - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahaah bloody good one, all 5's!!!
Leo Jay - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
That's pretty hard to beat!
MrMacphisto - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This one really stuck out from the others... a stroke of genius
Perv - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You had to think long and hard to get this one out, didn't you? 5-5-5
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee, MrMacphisto and Perv, you really are subtle in your choice of 'stuck out, stroke, long and hard'. Conrad, I 've not heard the phrase 'tally whack' before, this parody gets full crossed legs from me! 555
Cryptic Wizard - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
When you write a parody, you either write your own words, or do something to change the meaning of the original words that you do leave in. Here you did neither, as evidenced by your last verse. This parody was 70% original lyrics, and as such it didn't make much sense. Try to be a little more original with your parodies.
Kristof Robertson - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, but I agree with the wizard on this one- there seems to be more original song than parody here
Author - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a song parody. Don't proofread it, dig it biyatch !
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Since I DKTOS (aah, the lingo you acquire on this site) I didn't pick that up first time, but after viewing the lyrics I will join the nit-picking bandwagon. And I do believe that it is spelt 'beeatch' you 'beeatch'.
Kristina Huffs - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
No, it's 'be-otch"... Though I know the tune, I didn't know the original lyrics, but after looking them up, I agree that wholesale pilfering of the original lyrics significantly detracts from the effectiveness.
Pair O'Dee - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
As already mentioned, what's with the original lyrics? Obviously you didn't out much effort into writing this. How much did you pay the others that gave you fives for this tripe?
Author - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I spell biyatch the way I decide to spell biyatch. biyatch
EmiLoca - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
How about we argue about something relevant? (I've always spelled it Biotch, with an English accent.) Mostly original lyrics, so that's keeping me from clicking anything above a 3. Can't relate to the subject matter, but ooookay anyway.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL to all you biyatch/beeatch/beotch/biotch-es.
Weirdness - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you for all correcting the spelling of something that isn't a real word. Your parody isn't even a real parody, you used the original song's lyrics out of context which is stupid, how can you call this tripe a parody? My guess is you felt you wanted to write something X-Rated but couldn't think of anything so you just left in the original lyrics and hoped someone would think it meant something different. I didn't even vote on this waste of time because you can't give zeroes.
Agrimorfee - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, there are too many of the original's lyrics. Don't know how anyone could rate this higher than 3.
The Bangles - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
We don't appreciate this awkward remake of our hit song!
Cryptic Wizard - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
A 3? Agrimorfee, you're being way too generous LOL
Joe Mama - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm, interesting. I was searching the web for information about a song called "Walk With an Erection" and I ended up here. You do know, Conrad MacRoberts, that this song was released in the 80s, right? It was considerably funnier than this attempt.
Sorry 'bout that! - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Yer It would be pretty funny if I had not heard a completely FUNNIER song in about 1988-1989 'ish called get this 'Walk with an Erection' it even had music, AND really funny lyrics. Can you say PLAGIARISM (PLAY-JAR-IZ-IM). Why are we having comments on the spelling of BITCH! PLz if U Lrnd how 2 spl prop-ly their wood B no Fitting wood their?! Doh!
jwh - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Here is a version I got around 1984 I don't know who is singing it though If someone does know who is singing please post it here He keeps a Penthouse in his desk He's got big muscles in his wrist He holds his organ in his fist He gives his pink dolphin a mighty twist He wears his trowsers way to tight Hop'n that he'll score big tonight He keeps his breifcase in his lap or else you know that his face gets slapped All the girls in the office they say Hard-On Hard-On beg my pardon Walk with an erection He wears an earing in his left ear The gerble all ??reisting in his ear He goes to ??grovetts town to dance as king and queen to every male His Calvin Kline cut to the bone Make sure that he don't go home alone He spends his winters in key west He thinks the blue boy mag is the best All the boys in Frisco Bay they say Gay Oh Gay Oh Gay Oh Hey Oh Walk with an erection All the boys from Maine to Mexico are all obsessed with sex and blow like the cop who carrys a big night stick it's just an extesion of his wick He busts the hookers on the block unless they give service round the clock Goes home to wife and kids so nice Although he gets off on workinig vice Those college boys are true to form they try to lure chicks into there dorm They're ouzing sweat from every pore They drop there drawers and then they ask for more All the girls from BU they say Hard-On Hard-On beg my pardon Walk with an erection Walk with an erection
Author - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Is this all you people have to do?
Erudite - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey JWH, that song was recorded by the Swinging Erudites! I love that album...
Author - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Okay, So, now I've heard the original. Gee, I sure can't tell the difference. Can you spell D-U-H.
Greg Yourbassist - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
My old band, The Swinging Erudites did this back in 1985. (We even charted in BIllboard with it!) You can hear it on

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