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Song Parodies -> "Man With Money"

Original Song Title:

"Manic Monday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"Man With Money"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

A comedian friend of mine, named Colleen McCauley, wanted me to write a parody that she could sing so, here it is. I hope to have a recording of it shortly but, it may take a while, since she still lives in Massachusetts and, I moved to Florida five months ago.
Sick of being broke, I wanna live just a little of the dream
Wanna sip expensive vino, buy some crystal, blow a million green
But the dudes I date are broke the day after they get paid
Where are the guys with the country villas, butlers and maids?

I'm looking for a man with money, a rich guy to fund me
I'd call him honey, and give him lots of cunny
I'm looking for a man with money

Got to snag a wealthy man, poor boy's just a waste of time
But if he's got a healthy plan, hey girls, watch my interest climb
Screw the size of his schlong, seven figures are what I really like
Let me make it plain, if you ain't rich, you can take a hike

I'm looking for a man with money, a rich guy to fund me
I'd call him honey, and give him lots of cunny
I'm looking for a man with money

All of my life, I've had to struggle, just a chick from a shanty town (That's right, that's right)
Dressing in tatters. Need a man who wants to keep me wrapped in glorious gowns

He'll tell me in his shopping voice, "C'mon honey, let's buy you some toys !"

My check goes so fast! (All I have is ones)

I'm looking for a man with money, a rich guy to fund me
I'd call him honey, and give him lots of cunny
I'm looking for a man with money, a rich guy to fund me
I'd call him honey
I'm looking for a man with money

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AFW - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Hi Rick...looking for a man with money...go to Missouri, or Arizona..winners of the Powerball L.
Leough - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
555! Good song! And good to see you here again! Maybe you should change your name from Rick to Rich.
John Barry - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Rick, hope to see more of you. Keep it up!
RickC - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks folks. Now that I have swapped performing at comedy clubs for entertaining seniors in assisted living facilities, I will have more time to visit here more often.
lifeliver - December 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Simple effective subbing Rick. Good to see guys taking on a female persona now and again when the situation demands it. Maybe you should change your name from Rick C to Rickie Lee. And welcome back to the site. Have some 555s
WarrenB - December 01, 2012 - Report this comment
There once was a lady named Patty
Who wanted a special type laddie
"All men are a treat
But I like mine sweet
No spendthrift, I want Sugar Daddy."
John Jenkins - December 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Rick, I commend you for sharing your talents with seniors and for creating this clever spoof on one woman's honest efforts to get ahead.

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