-> "Talk Like An Indian"
Original Song Title:
"Walk Like An Egyptian"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Talk Like An Indian"
The Lyrics
All the odd paintings on the walls
They do the rain dance, don’cha know?
If they dance too slow (To-t-em)
The wind will freeze and it’ll start to snow
And the papoose braves in the bayou
They’re catching the fish with a spear
For the Cherokees (How-Ugh-How!)
They’re out in the woods all hunting deer
The Apaches in their tepees say:
(Ya-a-teh-Ya-a-teh-am-ba!)
Talk Like An Indian
The strong shamans chat their mantra
Turn around and dance cross the floor
They’ve got the power (he-ay-hee!)
They heal you then you go back to war
All the squaw women like their looks
Don’t like the looks of the white man
When their work is done (Wa-sna-win)
They’re talking like an Indian
All the Klamath on the warpath say:
(Wol-ak-ota-wa-yaka-col-a-oh!)
Talk Like An Indian
Read the books on them, surf the net,
Still don’t know, then you just ask them
They’re so hard to know, (We-Doh-No!)
That it will make your head swim
If you want to find the Clatsops
They don’t go to the barber shop
They whoop and yell (Oh-a-oh!)
They run as a flock with their Tomahawks
All the Mohican a brave clan
Are to called the Mahiingan
The Chickasaw know (Ha-ho-ha!)
They talk aloud like Indians
All the braves inside their caves say
(Wol-ak-ota-wa-yaka-col-a-oh!)
Talk Like An Indian
Talk Like An Indian
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