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Song Parodies -> "Easter's Doomed"

Original Song Title:

"In Your Room"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"Easter's Doomed"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

(Thanks to Below Average Dave for the parody idea... I was completely lost on this one)
On Easter morning you will find
Some small painted bombs (Set for exploding)
Has Peter Rabbit lost his mind?
Since Santa Claus has done the same damn thing

Easter’s Doomed
A mound of Peeps suffocate you
Won’t get back your life like Jesus, dude
Man, You’re screwed!

Prepare to die on Easter Day
All your Jelly Beans have a strange purple glow
Is this was happens when you live for eggs?
If that’s the case you’d better watch that crow

Easter’s Doomed
We must make some rabbit stew
Elmer Fudd has joined our crew
(Shotgun boomed)

Friday’s good?
For our Doom!
Let’s hunt the bunny down
The neighborhood’s… Getting pissed
We found angry bees in our baskets

(Guitar Solo)

The Easter Eggs that he each hides
Each trigger a trap from that Saw movie

Pulls out a carrot and takes a bite
He thinks that crime is so darn groovy

Easter’s Doomed
What caused all of this abuse?
The date switching made him confused
Brain went boom!
Went “Kaboom!”

Angry mob
Torches fume
You’ll hear us cuss and shout
We’ll make his job
Not exist
We covered him in chocolate to make him dismissed

Easter Blooms!
Easter Blooms!

(Saved From Doom!)
(Saved From Doom!)

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2Eagle - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
It's Easter and they're knee deep in snow in Embarrass, Minnesota. (Why do you think it is called Embarrass?)
littleBunnyCakes - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Matthias for this Looney Tune! Like the line "living for eggs" !
Agrimorfee - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It's like the apocalypse...or a South Park "Easter Time In Hell" tune...one of your weirder ones, dude.
Rex - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You've gone surreal, dude. Really enjoyed the imagery of Elmer Fudd & the Easter Rabbit.
bobpiecheese - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) My guess says that an off Easter egg messed up your mind and spawned this super-surreal parody. Not that it's bad or anything. 'Tis awesome, actually.
stuart mcarthur - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(art) hmm, hard to get an easy handle on this one, Matthias, even after a re-read - I know on trust your mind was doing something bizarre, but I just don't have the key
Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ummm....huh? Sorry, mate, but I couldn't pick up the flow of this. I can see what you were trying to do, but I kind of got lost here. Surreal for sure, but IMHO not one of your best
Jack Wilson - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Howd I miss this? This is awesome 5s
Below Average Dave - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The idea was flawless (If I do say so myself). . .you pulled a slight case of "Subliminal Danger" in going into a couple of things that one would have to be familiar with your other work to get (The Santa Gag). . .I love the idea Matty--and your pacing here and rhyme scheme (grammatically as well) were good, but I see a slight consistency issue here.
Matthias - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave... The Santa gag was based on "The Night Santa Went Crazy"... I only had a cat, and a teddy bear going crazy in my previous work.
Below Average Dave - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Now see, I didn't draw that connection. . .I was basing it on yours, for the record: Outside of AmIRight (since you are getting into recording) Weird Al Yankovic's non-radio stuff is not terribly well known, so someone who randomly listens to your parody, won't get that either.
Invisible Boy - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I, as well, missed some of the references, but I'm glad Easter was saved in the end. I love those Peeps.

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