-> "Internal Pain"
Original Song Title:
"Eternal Flame" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Squinch my eyes, hand on my gut, reeling
Maybe it's my spleen twisting? Can't you understand?
Something is inflamed, hope it isn't bleeding
It is burning, this internal pain!
I believe it was the meal, darling
We ate last night, the Peking Duck you shared with me
Do you feel the same? Oh you don't? You're kidding!
My guts are churning, such internal pain!
Feeling lame, just get through the strain
The meat seemed so gamey, throw leftovers down the drain
Geez, the room is spinning
What a shame, call the city and complain
And just you believe me, we won't be eating there again
Hope no food poisoning
Maybe fries at that burger stand
Yeah, that was some good eating--I don't understand
It's a guessing game, what gave me this feeling
Stomach is burning, with internal pain!
It goes on, now I can stand
I can feel a fart coming, relief will be grand
Man I'm so ashamed, I was only needing
Some inner cleansing, that gas bubble came!
Life goes, now I feel grand
After some pooting, no it was'nt my gland
Man I'm so ashamed, that's all I was needing
No more internal pain!
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