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Song Parodies -> "Tantric Tuesday"

Original Song Title:

"Manic Monday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"Tantric Tuesday"

Parody Written by:

Invisible Boy

The Lyrics

Tantric Tuesday

Six days I have waited
For my Goddess to came and visit me
Now my kundalini’s rising
And I know that soon…Shakti I’ll see
So I meditate
Until I feel a buzz in my head
These are the nights
That you’re glad you put clean sheets on the bed

It's just another Tantric Tuesday
It’s my “I can’t lose” day
It’s “no refuse” day
Me alone with my Muse day
I’m glad it’s finally Tantric Tuesday

I do not mean to excite
This is not some one-night-stand
Yes, it’s an ancient-secret rite
Though a “happy ending” is planned
It’s a way to connect
With the universe… here, two become one
But I never knew
That religion was so much fun

She’s just arrived on Tantric Tuesday
A “faith you can use” day
A “spread’s good news” day
It’s the “path that I choose” day
She’s lookin’ good on Tantric Tuesday

Way of the left
That’s why in Latin “sinister” means left
In those days
Misunderstanding
Sanskrit translation means “to extend”
Extending now
Her seven veils are looking hot
She say’s, “Shiva…show me what ‘cha got”

Our sacred embrace
Big smile on my face

Tomorrow will be Wiccan Wednesday
A “witch recommends” day
“The Craft” transcends day
Life by nature depends day
The next day will be Wiccan Wednesday

I love pagan fun days
My all are one days
Next week I’ll start with Magic Monday

IB



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Agrimorfee - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Your tantricks are a treat!
Stan Hall - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Terrific -- "a 'religion you can use' day" beats another self-abuse day ... well, any day. :-)
alvin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderful blend of religion, sex and goofiness
Peregrin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job, IB!
AFW - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Different
Invisible Boy - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri...Stan...alvin...Peregrin...AFW

Strange one today I know...maybe I need my Meds adjusted :-)
Matthias - February 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Dude.... I want to join this religion! You actually have to have sex in order to please the church... That's awesome!!! And I also wouldn't mind combining Tantric and Wiccan in order to get with that goth chick from "The Craft".
Rex - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great concept, just be careful of Moonie Monday.
bobpiecheese - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Interesting, to say the least. I'm not a fan of religious-based parodies, and I'm slightly annoyed that you used the same 'Monday' end-gag that I did.
stuart mcarthur - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(art) well, of course my favourite day is "Fridge Pengwednesday" - great idea for a take on the OS title IB, and some very clever gags tucked into this - 555
Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, I didn't much enjoy Satanism Saturday, to tell ya the truth....;-) This was very original, and loadsa fun, IB. 555
Below Average Dave - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I am in awe at the rhyme scheme you did here IB, you caught every rhyme. As a huge fan of this particular band, it has been to my dismay that most people miss the rhyme scheme in here, you did it perfectly. I loved the religious pokes, and it was somewhat unbiased in it's comedic end, something that's not easy to do with religious parodies (In fact, the typical radio listener probably wouldn't even realize it's religious). . .I don't think this took to the juggular in humor like Kristof or Stu necessarily, but the subtle comedy was very well done, and very much appreciated.
Johnny D - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
interesting
Bob Gomez - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Very clever, IB!

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