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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Hyundai"

Original Song Title:

"Manic Monday"

Original Performer:

The Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"Crappy Hyundai"

Parody Written by:

Michael E Cormier

The Lyrics

To anybody who has ever been stuck with a crappy car
1. Six o'clock this evening. I was really starting to get steamed
I was missing my supper cause this piece of crap quit on me
Now I'm late, and I'm stuck here stranded on this highway
I guess I'll have to sit here alone waiting for Triple A

I'm stuck with a crappy Hyundai
I wish there was someway
To buy a Porsche by Monday
My wife says that there's no way
I'm stuck with a crappy Hyundai.

2. It won't start this morning, and it's starting to aggrivate me
I gave it some gas, but it does nothing when I turn the key
I'm banging on the dashboard, yelling and starting to cuss
I spent so much on this lemon, I can't even afford the bus

Oh, my wife wants a lift down to the corner store
I try to tell her that the car is broke. It won't go anymore
Finally, when I think she agrees to nix it
She says, "Honey, you're a man. You can fix it"

Oh man, I need a drink real bad

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alvin rhodes - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
i can
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, the Hyundai Pony should've been named the Hyundai Pushme in my opinion. Man, they're crappy cars. Thanx Alvin.
Darrell Wilhelm - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Anyone who has owned or driven a Yugo GV, a Daihatsu Charade, a Chevy Vega, a Ford Aerostar or a Renault of any type would identify with this song. I have seen and worked on plenty of Yugos, Aerostars, Vegas and Renaults during my time as a detailer at a non-profit-operated used-car lot, and I have also worked on some nasty Subarus, Volvos and Toyotas.
Michael E Cormier - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanx for your comment Darrell.
Angelina - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
i have a hyunia and it dosnt start in the morning and i know how you feel except. i on the orther hand have a 5 speed and me and my mother have to pop start it about once a week :) thanks for the laugh
POPtart - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, love those " pop starts" in the morning . . .

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