1. Six o'clock this evening. I was really starting to get steamed
I was missing my supper cause this piece of crap quit on me
Now I'm late, and I'm stuck here stranded on this highway
I guess I'll have to sit here alone waiting for Triple A
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I'm stuck with a crappy Hyundai
I wish there was someway
To buy a Porsche by Monday
My wife says that there's no way
I'm stuck with a crappy Hyundai.

2. It won't start this morning, and it's starting to aggrivate me
I gave it some gas, but it does nothing when I turn the key
I'm banging on the dashboard, yelling and starting to cuss
I spent so much on this lemon, I can't even afford the bus
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Oh, my wife wants a lift down to the corner store
I try to tell her that the car is broke. It won't go anymore
Finally, when I think she agrees to nix it
She says, "Honey, you're a man. You can fix it"

Oh man, I need a drink real bad
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