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Song Parodies -> "Snake Statue That Spouts Holy Water"

Original Song Title:

"Snake Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"Snake Statue That Spouts Holy Water"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 6th Freddy Krueger parody of a song from "Turn Of A Friendly Card." This is about when I would look for the right scales on a statue of a snake to press in order for it to spout holy water out of its mouth. Amanda Krueger would keep the door closed behind her to protect Freddy from barging in so that he would deal with the chained prisoner.
Snake statue
Right on the fountain
Spouts holy water
I see
Snake scales
Are what I would press
I got to solve it right
Or I will get a snake bite

Few right scales more, then out holy water pours
Into my water gun, then Freddy will be done

Few right scales more, while Amanda blocks the door
There will be no snake bite, Freddy will die tonight

Here's what I see-
Snake statue
Right on the fountain
Spouts holy water
Snake scales
Are what I would press
I got to solve it right
Or I will get a snake bite

Few right scales more, don't let me die, por favor
It's not really fun, to get this puzzle done

But I know there's
Just a few right scales more
Until I see water pour
Into my gun, then I'll use it
To kill Freddy tonight, tonight, tonight

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Agrimorfee - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I gotta give you 455 for the amazing depth of research you are putting into the Elm Street mythology against Alan P., but I have to dock your pacing "Snake statue" to "snake eyes". Still, keep up the good work!

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