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Song Parodies -> "The Burn Of The Freddy Guy (Part 1 - The Hostage)"

Original Song Title:

"The Turn Of A Friendly Card (Part 1)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"The Burn Of The Freddy Guy (Part 1 - The Hostage)"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my fifth Freddy Krueger parody of a song from "The Turn Of A Friendly Card." This is about when I'm out to rescue the girl from Freddy in my dream.
I can't believe my girlfriend is locked up in chains
At a very dark and smelly dungeon
And Freddy Krueger thinks the girl won't escape
From this evil, dark, and gothic prison

I've got to save my girlfriend from the killer
With a glove on his hand that would slash her
The evil will soon end
As long as I depend
On the burn of the Freddy guy
Yes, I'll save my girlfriend
And the nightmares will end
With the burn of the Freddy guy

I'm searchin' in this castle for holy water
That will kill Freddy and make the souls rise
From his bad smelly body to the Great Heaven
Then, the girl and I will wake up by sunrise

I've got to save my girlfriend from the killer
With a glove on his hand that would slash her
The evil will soon end
As long as I depend
On the burn of the Freddy guy
Yes, I'll save my girlfriend
And the nightmares will end
With the burn of the Freddy guy

And Amanda Krueger will help save this girl of mine
But I know this dream can be so fatal
Amanda Krueger is Freddy's mother, who first appears in "Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors."

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littleCupCakes - February 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like ~Kaiser Frederick~ suffers from "Fatal Attrraction".
Agrimorfee - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job.

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