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Song Parodies -> "Don't Cancel Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Answer Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Cancel Me"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

It's hard to bring a sense of reason and rationale these days. This song goes out to those who let the YT algorithm, or other companies who need a section 230 enema, with something to think about. Whether the channel is big or small.
(Verse 1)
When you explain with science fact check
Time to change your mind
And if you judge someone on their merits
You are not aligned
When we lived, never to do reading
We took in a curse
Start the movements to exploiting our sadness
A situation worse

(Chorus)
Don’t cancel me, don’t bring ignorance
Don’t hear nonsense
Don’t cancel me, respect our diff’rence
Don’t hate context
Go and post on allllternative sites
Can they learn from all these megabytes?

(Verse 2)
If you believe in the liberal logic
Then you are born to hate
So if you’re targeted with a rap sheet
Life is now checkmate
It just enough to make you a martyr
The news will create
Authorities mean to keep you safe
Not lock you in a crate*

(Chorus)
Don’t cancel me, don’t bring ignorance
Don’t hear nonsense
Don’t cancel me, respect our diff’rence
Don’t hate context
Go and post on allllternative sites
Can they learn from all these megabytes?

(Saxaphone Solo)

(Chorus)
Don’t cancel me, don’t bring ignorance
Don’t hear nonsense
Don’t cancel me, respect our diff’rence
Don’t hate context
Go and post on alllternative sites
Don’t cancel me, don’t bring ignorance
Don’t hear nonsense
Don’t cancel me, respect our diff’rence
Don’t hate context
Can they learn from all these megabytes?
Don’t cancel me, don’t bring ignorance
Don’t hear nonsense
Don’t cancel me, respect our diff’rence
Don’t hate context

(Fade out)
* = crate or coffin. Had to fit it for the rhyme. Hopefully I didn't try to insinuate something. I think this song might also work for fixing fractured friendships.

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