-> "The UT Eye"
Original Song Title:
"Eye In The Sky"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The UT Eye"
The Lyrics
Don’t say
Condoms aren’t your friend
Don’t think
VD’s only pretend
You’ve been with many partners before
But one day you may wake up with sores
Believe me
Why take a chance?
The pain in your pants can be grating
Don’t say
“It won’t happen to me!”
Don’t let
Them say, “What STD?”
You’ve always had to trust them before
But now we track diseases and more
It’s handy!
Our new smartphone app
Takes much of the clap out of dating
The UT Eye is online
Up and awake
Tracking all the slime
It has a huge database
Saving your grace
Streaming all the time
And you won’t have to think anymore
Just steer clear
If you hear a chime (it’s warning you)
If you hear a chime (it’s warning you)
If you hear a chime (it’s warning you)
If you hear a chime
Don’t hold
Harmful myths in your mind
Don’t think
It’s safe in the behind
You might think “If he’s cute, then he’s clean”
But take a good look at Charlie Sheen - NOT winning
Don’t roll the dice when your turn at life is beginning
The UT Eye is online
Scanning your peers
With finesse and ease
This is a new liberal art
Sponsored in part
By The Cranberries
And you won’t have to think anymore
Just steer clear
If you hear a chime (it’s warning you)
If you hear a chime (it’s warning you)
If you hear a chime (it’s warning you)
If you hear a chime
The UT Eye is online
Always with you
During your drive time
It knows who’s naughty and nice
Don’t pay the price
For your lover’s crime
And you won’t have to think anymore
Just steer clear
If you hear a chime (it’s warning you)
If you hear a chime (it’s warning you)
If you hear a chime (it’s warning you)
If you hear a chime
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Total Votes: | 8 |
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