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Song Parodies -> "One! Two! Freddy's Coming For You!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"One! Two! Freddy's Coming For You!"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is a song parody that will replace my 4th written Freddy Krueger parody of a song from "Eye In The Sky," which I had to ban because of abusive content. This is a song parody is a view from my main character, Jesse, and it is about the Freddy song he would hear, every time he would fall asleep on Elm Street. Anyways, this following parody will have cleaner content.
One, two...Freddy's...coming...for you
Three, four...Lock your...door
Five,, eight...stay up late
Nine, ten...Never sleep...again

Those are words I hear, every time I fall asleep
During the nighttime after the end of each day
I hear those words from those small children
Before Freddy stands in my way

One, two...Freddy's...coming...for you
Three, four...Lock your...door
Five,, eight...stay up late
Nine, ten...Never sleep...again

Those are the words I sing, before I end up asleep
During the nighttime before I see the next day
I sing those words before Freddy appears
To try to kill me in some way

One, two...Freddy's...coming...for you
Three, four...Lock your...door...
Now that I have written this cleaner song parody, this will fix and complete my album parody sequel to my first Freddy album, "The Burn of the Freddy Guy." As soon as this Freddy song gets posted on this website, I will round up this one song and the other Freddy songs to form the album parody, "Guy Who Won't Die." Btw, Jesse would be the main protagonist and my character of my first two Freddy albums, named after the teenage boy in the 2nd Freddy film "Freddy's Revenge."

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   9
 2   2
 3   1
 4   0
 5   6

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agrimorfee - February 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Ah, that was cool. It is difficult to write a parody for this kind of song. That was a pretty clever idea to incorporate the chant into it .
FREDDY - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Kimberly - April 25, 2016 - Report this comment
I have heard the song so many times that it's not funny at all because of the song I don't know what to do about Freddy cougar and he has taken so much from me that I don't have anything to be happy about at all so if you hear the song don't let him out of your sight.
Freddy Krueger - September 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Scotty Dangerously - September 28, 2016 - Report this comment
But you're no match for Ash and the Dream Warriors, along with the Russian Avengers (the Guardians)!
Autismo - November 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Woo Hoo Froody Krooger

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