-> "Ballad of Mike Teavee"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Believe"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ballad of Mike Teavee"
The Lyrics
(The music begins with an Oompa Loompa on the news channel.)
Mike's on television
Mike's words always cause us confusion
Mike plays with his Playstation
Well, Mike Teavee's obsessed with television
Well, we cannot believe our eyes Mike's on this TV
Mike Teavee's brain is fried from too much TV
Mike pays no attention
Mike has miscommunication
Mike has poor education
Mike Teavee's stuck on imagination
Well, we know Mike wastes his time watching too much TV
Mike never tasted any of our candy
And we know Mike's just a young boy
From Denver, Colorado
He'll be rejected from this factory
Mike's head is stuck on fantasy
Mike must face reality
After he gets out of this factory
Mike makes bad decisions
Mike's head is on fatal attraction
Mike's head is in severe condition
After all those shows on the television
Well, that Mike Teavee never tries to read a book
We can see it through his eyes that he's been hooked
And he's the fourth kid to go down
Losing in this factory
He will never go home with some candy
Now that he is three inches tall
He won't return to normal
But we'll stretch him up like taffy
Well, we cannot believe our eyes Mike's on this TV
Mike Teavee's brain is fried from too much TV...............
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