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Song Parodies -> "Ballad of Violet Beauregarde"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Answer Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Alan Parsons Project
Parody Song Title:
"Ballad of Violet Beauregarde"
Parody Written by:
Scotty Dangerously
The Lyrics
This is my 5th Wonka parody of a song from “Ammonia Avenue.” The Oompa Loompas sing this song parody after Violet turns into a giant blueberry from chewing this dangerous piece of gum, which equals a ridiculous amount of food. The Ooompa Loompas sing this parody while rolling Violet the “giant blueberry” around.
There is this girl who has been so clever
She’s out of her mind
Her name is Violet Beauregarde
She sure acted so blind
She’s been a dimwitted Georgia girl
Chewin’ gum all day
Because she chewed this dangerous piece of gum,
She has blown up today
She’s a blueberry, she chose to chew a
Bad piece of gum
She’s a blueberry, what was she thinkin’?
That was so dumb
We’re gonna squeeze the juice out of her
Her blue face will worry her mother
Violet is gonna look very messed-up
With her whole blue body
After we put her back to normal size
In this factory
She’s gonna go back home with her mother
Without our candy
She’ll learn that chewin’ gum really is
A responsibility
She’s a blueberry, she spent way too long
Chewin’ some gum
She’s a blueberry, she can’t feel her legs
Cause they’re so numb
That evil gum is just like a bomb
Violet’s so big, it worries her mom
(Then an Oompa Loompa plays the saxophone)
She’s a blueberry, she’ll wish she never
Chewed this bad gum
She’s a blueberry, chewin’ gum too long
Can be so dumb
She looks like she needs a dose of Tums
She’s a blueberry, she chose to chew a
Bad piece of gum
She’s a blueberry, what was she thinkin’?
That was so dumb
We’re gonna squeeze the juice out of her
She’s out of her mind
Her name is Violet Beauregarde
She sure acted so blind
She’s been a dimwitted Georgia girl
Chewin’ gum all day
Because she chewed this dangerous piece of gum,
She has blown up today
She’s a blueberry, she chose to chew a
Bad piece of gum
She’s a blueberry, what was she thinkin’?
That was so dumb
We’re gonna squeeze the juice out of her
Her blue face will worry her mother
Violet is gonna look very messed-up
With her whole blue body
After we put her back to normal size
In this factory
She’s gonna go back home with her mother
Without our candy
She’ll learn that chewin’ gum really is
A responsibility
She’s a blueberry, she spent way too long
Chewin’ some gum
She’s a blueberry, she can’t feel her legs
Cause they’re so numb
That evil gum is just like a bomb
Violet’s so big, it worries her mom
(Then an Oompa Loompa plays the saxophone)
She’s a blueberry, she’ll wish she never
Chewed this bad gum
She’s a blueberry, chewin’ gum too long
Can be so dumb
She looks like she needs a dose of Tums
She’s a blueberry, she chose to chew a
Bad piece of gum
She’s a blueberry, what was she thinkin’?
That was so dumb
We’re gonna squeeze the juice out of her
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Hey rad, long time no hear! 455...you added an extra beat to that 1st line of the chorus ("A Blueberry" would have worked sufficiently). I'll have to check your other works on this topic and comment later, since I have less internet access recently ...be sure to check mine! :)
You sure brought the personality of Vi, world's champion record gum chewer. In my opinion, I think she's as rude and bratty as Veruca Salt, because she called Charlie a loser and stole his candy apple from his grasp at the candy apple tree. The Violet was 10 times bigger in the modern movie than in the classic version. The gum that Violet chewed is very tempting with the 3 course meal, but she paid a "huge" price for it! Chewing you 555 pieces of gum!
And this is the 555th, I mean, 5th parody in a row to get a 555. I wonder what Wonka's factory would be like 555 years from the 2005 Wonka movie.
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