There is this girl who has been so clever
She’s out of her mind
Her name is Violet Beauregarde
She sure acted so blind

She’s been a dimwitted Georgia girl
Chewin’ gum all day
Because she chewed this dangerous piece of gum,
She has blown up today

She’s a blueberry, she chose to chew a
Bad piece of gum
She’s a blueberry, what was she thinkin’?
That was so dumb
We’re gonna squeeze the juice out of her
Her blue face will worry her mother

Violet is gonna look very messed-up
With her whole blue body
After we put her back to normal size
In this factory

She’s gonna go back home with her mother
Without our candy
She’ll learn that chewin’ gum really is
A responsibility

She’s a blueberry, she spent way too long
Chewin’ some gum
She’s a blueberry, she can’t feel her legs
Cause they’re so numb
That evil gum is just like a bomb
Violet’s so big, it worries her mom

(Then an Oompa Loompa plays the saxophone)

She’s a blueberry, she’ll wish she never
Chewed this bad gum
She’s a blueberry, chewin’ gum too long
Can be so dumb
She looks like she needs a dose of Tums

She’s a blueberry, she chose to chew a
Bad piece of gum
She’s a blueberry, what was she thinkin’?
That was so dumb
We’re gonna squeeze the juice out of her