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Song Parodies -> "All Five Children At My Chocolate Factory"

Original Song Title:

"One Good Reason"

Original Performer:

The Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"All Five Children At My Chocolate Factory"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 3rd Wonka parody of a song from "Ammonia Avenue." This is a view from Wonka. It would have been great if Johnny Depp's Wonka chose to do this song parody. It's similar to Gene Wilder's Wonka singing "Pure Imagination."
I see all five children at my chocolate factory
I see all five children in front of me
Wantin' some candy
My factory looks really sweet
Any candy that you can eat
Once you lick a lollipop
The fun never stops

The kids have their parents with them at my factory
The kids and their parents all came to me
From a few countries
My factory has some fruit chews
And other sweets that you can choose
There's rare types of soda pop
The fun never stops....never stops

Licorice flowers have cupcakes
Next to the beautiful chocolate lake
Chocolate trees have gummy bears
And several gardens have chocolate éclairs

I know five children at my chocolate factory
They’re Augustus, Veruca, Mike T.,
Violet, and Charlie
My taffy beehives have gummy bees
The flavor of beehives is honey
This is more than a candy shop
The fun never stops….never stops

(While the middle music plays, Mike Teevee stomps on a candy melon and his dad is not pleased.)

Die, scumbag, die!

***Mike’s Dad***:
Son, what are you doing?

Don’t you get it? Wonka sang several times “the fun never stops.”

(Then, Wonka continues singing)

We’ll be sailin’ on my choco lake
To see more sweets Oompa Loompas make
And some cows that make chocolate creams
There are more than one thousand flavors of ice cream

I see all five children at my chocolate factory
I see all five children in front of me
Wantin' some candy
I’m the world’s most famous candy man
With white gloves on both of my hands
Once you eat a gummy drop
The fun never stops

(The confection)
The confection
Mike T. stands for Mike Teevee.

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Christie Marie M - August 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice writing this parody in Wonka's POV! That's the way I like it. And the sweets you mentioned are making me hungry! My sweet tooth kicks in once again! And speaking of eclairs, I'm writing a parody about eclairs that I will post for this week, depending on how much I get done. This is one good reason I should give you 5 gummy bears, 5 chocolate candies, and 5 gobstoppers from Wonka's factory!
raddog20002002 - August 16, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL That's a good one, Christie!
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
You picked rather appropriately a ballad for a balld. Not bad, and I like how you got all 5 Kids mentioned.

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