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Song Parodies -> "Wonka Bars All Over The World"

Original Song Title:

"Prime Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"Wonka Bars All Over The World"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my 1st Willy Wonka song parody of a song from "Ammonia Avenue." The entire parody album of "Ammonia Avenue" will be about Willy Wonka. Though, my current Harry Potter album is in progress. Anyways, this is a view from Wonka.
Long ago, I've moved away from my own father
He took away my candy and tried to burn it
But my own factory includes some gobstoppers

Tons of Wonka bars
Are delivered to every country
But five of these bars
Have some gold tickets to my factory

All people spend time, searchin' for the tickets
They're buyin' some Wonka bars, only five winners will be met
At my chocolate factory

All of the bars are sent to countries like Japan,
Mexico, Canada, and even the U.S.
To every boy and girl and woman and man

Tons of Wonka bars
Are delivered to every country
But five of these bars
Have some gold tickets to my factory

And it is no crime, winnin' some gold tickets
And it's not a deadly sin, enterin' my place with tickets
My factory is my place
My factory is my place

Tons of Wonka bars
Tons of Wonka bars

Now it is my time, to wait for those tickets
On those hands of five children, they're gonna win those gold tickets
Gonna win those gold tickets
Gonna win those gold tickets

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Agrimorfee - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Hello again, Mr. Raddogg. It seems that you will rely on the Burton movie for your muse. I'm one of the few movie fans who enjoys both films, even though the 70s one will have a larger place in my nostalgic heart. As always, take your time on this. (AA is not one of my fave Parsons albums, haven't heard it more than a decade, so forgive the DKTOS for now...)
raddog20002002 - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I like both films too. It's ok if you don't know much about AA. I think this Wonka album will be one of my finest works.
Christie Marie M - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Congratulations, raddog! You found not just one, but 5 Golden Tickets in your Wonka Bar!!!!
raddog20002002 - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh I get it, Christie! Thank you!

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