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Song Parodies -> "That Freddy Got My Fingers Burned"

Original Song Title:

"You're Gonna Get Your Fingers Burned"

Original Performer:

The Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"That Freddy Got My Fingers Burned"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 6th Freddy Krueger parody of a song from "Eye In The Sky." This is about when some teens die and my character doesn't. In other words, my character gets his fingers burned.
My friends and I closed our eyes
When we slept, we fought against that Freddy
We've been fightin' to the death, too many died
But Freddy did not kill me

I did not die, oh no f**k no
I did not die, but Freddy
Grabbed me and said, 'oh no you don't'
Then forced my hands to get burned
So Freddy got my fingers burned
You know Freddy got 'em burned
You know Freddy got 'em burned
So Freddy got my fingers burned

I can't stand to hear the screams
Of many patients in the institution
Those are the teens who have died
By Freddy's bloody murder and destruction

I did not die, oh no f**k no
I did not die, I tell you
You can't throw Freddy into the fire
Listen to me and you'll learn
That Freddy got my fingers burned
You know Freddy got 'em burned
You know Freddy got 'em burned
That Freddy got my fingers burned

Every single big nightmare
Can be fatal and could easily kill you
When you see the glove on Freddy's hand
Freddy will do something to petrify you

I did not die, oh no f**k no
I did not die, I tell you
Freddy will pay for all his crimes
Listen to me and you'll learn
That Freddy got my fingers burned
You know Freddy got 'em burned
You know Freddy got 'em burned
That Freddy got my fingers burned

(Fifteen seconds after the music ends, my character's girlfriend screams because Freddy kills her. Then he does an evil laugh.)
In the line "That scream is from a girl got murdered last night" of my song parody "All Dreams Are Fatal on Elm Street," that girl, mentioned in the line, is my character's girlfriend. Yep, that's the death of the girl who survives in my parody album, "Burn Of The Freddy Guy." Good does not always win against evil.

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Agrimorfee - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Not a big laugh-getter, but then, this is one of the weaker tunes on the album anyway, so you got that conceptual linkage going through it, which is cool.

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