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Song Parodies -> "Viagra Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Eye In The Sky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"Viagra Guy"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Don't think
Soft and small - you're misled

Don't be
Shocked when I come to bed

You've had some impotent guys before
And you don't want to have anymore

So ask me -
How do I know,
That my organ won't leave you weepin' ?

When you
Look under the bedspread

You'll feel
Desire rush to your head

You'll know for sure I won't be a bore
You'll fear I'm gonna make you feel sore - don't worry -

Just use some K-Y,
You'll see that feeling is believing


I am
The Viagra Guy
Look at my tool
Can't believe your eyes

I am
The taker of blue
Tabs and capsules
That increase my size

And you don't need to see any more
To know that

I can breed all night
I can breed all night


Come see
You will like what you find

My size
Is surely blowing your mind

Go find another tool like before
If you find you can't stand anymore - believe me -

I like it this way
My tool size will stay - it's not leaving


I am
The Viagra Guy
Pumped and refueled
All the ladies sigh

I am
The taker of blue
Tabs and capsules
I can please you right

And you don't need to see any more
To know that

I can breed all night
I can breed all night
I can breed all night
I can breed all night


I am
The Viagra Guy
Look at my tool
King Kong dong in size

I am
The taker of blue
Tabs and capsules
You'll sigh with delight

And you don't need to see any more
To know that

I can breed all night
I can breed all night
I can breed all night
I can breed all night

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Peregrin - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
We may have to hereafter refer to you as "The Schlong guy"!
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin - I know, I know, it's starting to look like the "D" in "Johnny D" stands (stands upright, that is) for "Dong".....oh well....I grab inspiration whenever it comes.....
Adagio - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Yea....now I know why you chose 'D' ...what shall I say about this other than the obvious? uh...good job (on the parody, I mean).
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio and Peregrin! Okay, now....who didn't cast their voooooote?? ;-)
Adagio - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't ...because I didn't have the music. One other thing...King Kong dong in size before...funny line! :D
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Adagio, and everybody - here is where you can hear the original tune "Eye In The Sky" for free:

http://www.anna.is/song/eye.mp3

Adagio - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Johny...now you tell me...:D
Rice Cube - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehehe....I'm gonna pimp this one to all my homies.
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Rice Cube! Pimp on, MacDuff !

And Adagio....tell you what, my esteemed parodologist colleague?
Adagio - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Only that you give me the music AFTER I look it up..:d
2nz - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Dammit, John. You have such nice thing to say about all my stuff and then you go and parody songs that I've never heard of. You leave me no choice but to go and hear them and give you three 5's based purely on how funny the lines in this parody are in the meantime.
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, 2nz - and if I happen to say something nice about your stuff, that's because your stuff deserves it and I want to encourage you to continue creating!
Diva - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Let's see a few cut nicknames: Willy, Woody, Wang, but ya dosen't hafta call him Mr. Johnson.
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Diva...... how about President Johnson? Or LBJ ? I leave it up to my readers to figure out what LBJ stands for.
Adagio - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I just want to know who Mr. Johnson is.
Mr. Johnson - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
My first name is Richard.
2nz - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Left-Bending Johnson? How 'bout Little-Boys Jackson? No? Lower-Body jingler? I need to use a life-line...
Regis Philbin - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
All right, 2nz! You've got one life-line left! And YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL !! Where's Kathy Ripa? I mean Kelly Lee? I mean, oh, what do I mean? Now I'M OUT OF CONTROL !!

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