Don't think
Soft and small - you're misled

Don't be
Shocked when I come to bed

You've had some impotent guys before
And you don't want to have anymore

So ask me -
How do I know,
That my organ won't leave you weepin' ?

When you
Look under the bedspread

You'll feel
Desire rush to your head

You'll know for sure I won't be a bore
You'll fear I'm gonna make you feel sore - don't worry -

Just use some K-Y,
You'll see that feeling is believing


I am
The Viagra Guy
Look at my tool
Can't believe your eyes

I am
The taker of blue
Tabs and capsules
That increase my size

And you don't need to see any more
To know that

I can breed all night
I can breed all night


Come see
You will like what you find

My size
Is surely blowing your mind

Go find another tool like before
If you find you can't stand anymore - believe me -

I like it this way
My tool size will stay - it's not leaving


I am
The Viagra Guy
Pumped and refueled
All the ladies sigh

I am
The taker of blue
Tabs and capsules
I can please you right

And you don't need to see any more
To know that

I can breed all night
I can breed all night
I can breed all night
I can breed all night


I am
The Viagra Guy
Look at my tool
King Kong dong in size

I am
The taker of blue
Tabs and capsules
You'll sigh with delight

And you don't need to see any more
To know that

I can breed all night
I can breed all night
I can breed all night
I can breed all night