-> "Sick Of Crummy Films From Hollywood"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sick Of Crummy Films From Hollywood"
Modern films are strife
Directed by hacks
Still they make a heap
Gothic versions from Tim Burton
It is certain eyes are hurtin’
Stop these crummy films from Hollywood
This crap makes me whine
Getting worse and worse
What caused its decline?
Blame those crackpots
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
“Meet the Spartans” was disaster
Kick these guys straight out of Hollywood
Are we doomed to Saw’s endless sequels?
Stifle laughs while Will Farrell is a clown
I can’t see with this mindless 3D!
So mad this gets them famous!
The scripts are so damn heinous!
Sick of yucky films from Hollywood
[Intermission: “Let’s all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat”]
Done with Michael Bay’s explosions!
300’s use of slow-motion!
Through with crappy films from Hollywood!
Said that I’ll never, never, never, never, never watch them!
Rob Zombie’s films are not gems
Stick to music not to Hollywood
Even Twilight scored some treasure
I can’t measure my displeasure!
Since my future is at Hollywood
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