-> "Every RAIVS Clerk Want To Quit Their Job"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Every RAIVS Clerk Want To Quit Their Job"
The Lyrics
Can you feel the RAIVS
Pressure Cooker boil
With you sealed inside
Motivating you to fill out applications
To escape the aggravation
Every RAIVS clerk wants to quit their job
TDS* is down
Seventh time today
Why you ever took
This position is impossible to fathom
While you wait 5 months for Latham*
Every RAIVS clerk wants to quit their job
There you are buying lottery tickets
Publishers Clearinghouse you hope will knock
In your work falling more behind now
'Cause just when you thought you made it
More mixed batches your hopes faded
Every RAIVS clerk wants to quit their job
(LONG INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)
RAIVS puts the 'dys' in 'dysfunction'
Train wreck sliding towards the junction
Every RAIVS clerk wants to quit their job
Seems like you'll never, never never never catch on
Too much detail to latch on
Every RAIVS clerk wants to quit their job
With your poor evaluation
You're stuck in this situation
Every RAIVS clerk wants to quit their job
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