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Song Parodies -> "Outback Steakhouse"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tears for Fears

Parody Song Title:

"Outback Steakhouse"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

Based on my favorite restaurant
(Rattling Sound Intro)

Outback Steakhouse
This has cuisine I can't live without
Come eat, Australian food
Come eat

In hungry times
You shouldn't go to McDonalds
Or Burger King
When you can have some steaks well grilled
Blooming Onions
And shrimp are more to eat you're told
Kiss them goodbye
Cause once they're gone, you'll eat no more(2x's)

Outback Steakhouse
This has cuisine I can't live without
Come eat, Australian food
Come eat

You don't just like
This food cause of the phrase they yell
"No Rules Just Right"
I bet they get tons of fan mail(2x's)

Outback Steakhouse
This has cuisine I can't live without
Come eat, Australian food
Come eat

(Crazy instrument solo)

Outback, no doubt (Outback no doubt)
This type of grub's what it's all about
Come eat, it's better than good
Come eat

Oh, when you eat some, you'll be glad
Waiter, if you don't mind, I'd really like a doggy bag(2x's)

Outback's not foul
In fact, each day it attracts a crowd
Right on! Caesar salad soup
Right on!

Steaks are from cows
Some are also from chicken and sow
It"s Like Huns, except it's not crude
Like Huns

(Short Electric Guitar Solo)

Straight from the south
The land down under is where it's found
I've gone, to eat in that

(When you can have your steaks well grilled)

Go there right now
There's not one thing there that might taste fowl
Come on, Don't need to be rude
Come on

(I bet they get tons of fan mail)

Far from profound
It's seasoning sauces know no bounds
It's fun, and to me that's true
It's fun

More up than down
Especially with people around
So run, and get there real soon
So run.
DKTOS? Go to and you'll find it.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Yoidy - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll give a shoutback to the outback steakhouse - 555
Steve K. - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
G'job, mate.
Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
You're bringin' steaks outback. Those other restaurants don't know how to act. (You wanna use that for a parody? Be my guest!) I was just at Outback on Thursday, and the waitress was as hot as the steak. As the equally delicious Rachael Ray would say, "Yum-O!"
Becky - January 07, 2014 - Report this comment
I'd like to be able to listen to this- how can i do this?
Becky K - October 02, 2016 - Report this comment
I want to hear this song- where can i hear it at?
Joel Martinez - August 14, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm greatly flattered, Miss K, and it's an understatement to say I've tried seeking numerous instrumentals/karaokes at the end of last decade because out of the hundreds of parodies i've written, this was by far my fave and still is after so many years. But life, being the cruel mistress that it is, never granted me the chance to make a solid version of this, so if you or anyone you know wishes to make a recorded version be my utmost guest. You don't even have to credit me, that's how willing I am to let you, even though that would be nice. Thank you either way.

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