I'm surrounded by girls I dare not see
Girls whose names be
Lee May Marie
Brings up hurling when we see their faces
As we run scared, as we run scared
Strike fear enough to seem hazardous
Ruins the fun, like a bad pun
Those poor Eds, they seem to deal with it though
How? No one knows, how no one knows

We all know Ed Edd and Eddy
They prefer liking Nazz
And suicide committing
Than be kissed by those three hags
Too bad it's always figures
Never complex to infer
When they all run in circles
Once more they'll be caught by

Kankers (4 x's)

Look like ladies, but deep down they're no good
What a cliché, what a cliché
Their ordeals yet make the Eds look like brutes
Semiconscious, almost senseless
Yet in school, don't cause much inconvenience
Not as many, not as many
Yet still teacher, may I be excused for
Eternity, til' those girls leave

Other kids might find it funny
But the Eds find it bad
No matter where they're hiding
They never escape their wrath
They might as well just give up
It's one heck of a mistake
To merely run in circles
But never avoid the

Kankers (4 x's)

They use words like lovey-dovey
It drives the 3 Eds mad
Since they all suck at fighting
Cept' for Ed it's kind of sad
When you're hanging with these fools
Never ask what is your fate
Just know you'd prefer murder
Than be kissed by those 3

Kankers (2 x's)
Horrid 3 young girls
Kankers