"We've come to your Earth"
"There's no turning back"
"Even while you sleep"
"We will find you"
"And we'll stun your ass with phasers"
"Burn your back with photon tasers"

E.T.'s buddies want to rule our world

"We'll end all your crime"
"We'll end all your war"
"We're here for all time"

"We've got boners
For your Arnold Schwarzenegger's
DNA , we'll make him preggers"

E.T.'s buddies want to rule our world

"We've a room where the light will blind you"
"From your glands we'll take all your DNA now"
"Men-In-Black, they might try to find you"
"So glad we've cloned your leaders"
"So glad you're now slave-breeders"

E.T.'s buddies want to rule our world

"We can't stand your television"
"Harries us with brainwave schisms"

E.T.'s buddies want to leave our world

"Wish that we'd never never never never seen a . . . show with that Jungle Sheena"

E.T.'s buddies want to leave our world

"TV turned our brains to leather"
"Screw the Earth, can't stand its weather"

E.T.'s buddies upped and left our world