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Song Parodies -> "Man Glee Sucks!"

Original Song Title:

"And She Was"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Man Glee Sucks!"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

I really really really really really really really really really really really don't like Glee.
No!

Verse 1: When Glee first started on TV
I thought it would be gone in three weeks
But Glee just didn’t begin fleeting
Now all the other shows they’re beating
On the TV in ev’ry house
Glee is now on in each
Murdering all the greatest songs
And when they sing out they screech!

Chorus: The kids are singing
I am right there saying, “Man Glee sucks!”
The kids are dancing
I won’t stop complaining, “Man Glee sucks!”
Man Glee sucks!

Verse 2: As I was surfing through the channels
There Glee was ruining “Thriller”
Man Glee has shattered all my notions
That songs can stay pure for good
Hoping someone will pull the plug, because
Wishing may help a pinch
Glee’s filling my ears with blood
And please, get rid of Jane Lynch!

Chorus: The kids are screeching
I am right there saying, “Man Glee sucks!” (Hey! Hey!)
Good song they’re breaching
I won’t stop complaining, “Man Glee sucks!” (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
And I am…

Bridge: Sad about it
No doubt about it
I am not sure about what they thought
No time to think about what to tell them
No time to think of how this kills Fox!
Man Glee sucks!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Verse 3: I think Glee is going nowhere
Because they even got a movie!
May resort to decapitation
Glee’s even playing up in heaven
Oh, oh no!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Chorus: There’s no escaping
I’ll just keep on saying, “Man Glee sucks!” (Hey! Hoo! Hoo!)
Ears they’re raping
And I keep complaining, “Man Glee sucks!” (Hey! Hey!)
Boring the world with crappy stories, “Man Glee sucks!”
Boring enough don’t watch and drive, “Man Glee sucks!”

Outro: Man Glee sucks!
Man Glee sucks!
Man Glee sucks!
Man Glee sucks!
Man Glee su-su-su-su-su-su-sucks!
Man Glee sucks!
October 29, 2011. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Glee fan - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
How nasty. The show is very popular. Boo!!! 1-1-1 for you!
Blaydeman - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Ok, it's called a parody for a reason. Weird Al makes fun of pop culture icons all the time, it's just all in good fun. And everyone is entitled to their own opinions, if you like Glee so much, you shouldn't have read the song at all, it seems pointless to me, but w/e. I don't really care.
Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
You're right: "Glee" does suck. Feel free to check out the other anti-Glee parodies here, including my own "It's Not Rock and Roll, It's Glee."
Matthias - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Glee is absolutely terrible. Fantastic parody! Although I wish you could have made some more references to the show especially the dreaded "Rocky Horror" episode.
Agrimorfee - November 08, 2011 - Report this comment
It is obligatory to get negative reviews on a parody trashing the latest "in" thing. That being said, a parody that trashes something works well with a good knowledge of the subject (see Weird Al's "Perform This Way"). That was kind of obvious here.
Porfle Popnecker - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
DKTOS (show, not song), but like the parody!
Christie Marie M - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) To tell you the truth, I liked Glee. Well, I used to watch it religiously, but I don't anymore because I'm always on my computer a lot. But great Glee bashing there. I can understand why you hate it and that you think it's annoying. Another program that some people I know find annoying is "High School Musical". Here's 555 earplugs so you don't have to listen to the cast's discordant scores!
Rex - November 20, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I forget who said "there's a whole generation of children growing up who think high school is going to be filled with singing and dancing". Nice job, but tell me - how do you feel about Glee? ;-)
bobpiecheese - November 20, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) All I know about Glee is that they butchered Rocky Horror and did some mashups. That's it. That said, amusing parody here. I guess it's a good thing I don't watch TV these days if crap like Glee is the in thing. Yeurch. 555!
Below Average Dave - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
I am with Christie Marie M. . .so I respectfully disagree with your opinion. I always like to see other people's takes on a classic song, and I usually like Glee's takes on songs. At any rate, it was well written, though it seems like it was more of a Glee sucks rant than a "Glee sucks because" parody--I've had a few of XXX sucks without really elaborating so I speak from experience. Restricted topic will do that though, I respect your opinion even if I don't feel the same:)

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