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Song Parodies -> "Fight Before Kickoff"

Original Song Title:

"Life During Wartime"

Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Fight Before Kickoff"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about a real fight between Florida Gators and Florida State Seminoles.
Heard of the day when the players went riots,roughed out and argue along
Heard that their coaches started to get mad,the action's terribly wrong
The sound of crossfire,right in the quarrels,they're getting used to it now
Prior to kickoff,during the warm-ups,They are mistreated like clowns
The teams will suffer,the teams will riot,this is a rioting time
It's time for kickoff,but interupted,they ain't got time for that now

Transmit the message to the owner,of the Seminoles today
I got two passports,a couple of pizzas,odds are it is very real lame
Florida Gators are fuller throttle,Seminoles settle to fight
The big game is today,but cancelled anyway,but no fun away from home
The teams will suffer,the teams will riot,this is a rioting time
The Seminole squad and Gator forces preparing to attack now

Hear it in Vegas,hear it in New York,hear it in downtown L.A.
You really know you withstand a great offense,the Gators will be triumphing
I got some tickets to a football game I had a horrible day
But I ain't standing battle,that are too worthless,they are not making the play
What's the best college? What's the worst event? Things are quite different this time
I'll write a letter,I'll send a postcard,to those Florida colleagues
The teams will suffer,the teams will riot,this is a rioting time
Miami isn't going jeopardy,but two colleges riot

Trouble in Tampa,I like the Gators,they blended with the crowd
The seminoles are just telling some fans,"No gators are allowed!"
The Gator playters,the Seminole tribe,even one wrong will be right
They've been aggressive,so many times now,there is one thing they dislike
The coaches suffer,they start to shiver,they use to have the good teams
Don't get extremely very offensive,agree or disagree

Gators are rushing,Seminole-crushing,and they will fill their madness
Maybe tomorrow,maybe the next day,Seminoles will be the best
Saved all their playbooks,what good are playbooks? The Gators will survive
Outrageous clashing,become a menace that keep Seminoles alive
Try to be healthy,physical fitness,I will have total sweatess
Cannot be awful,can't standing chances,the Gators have to triumph

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Christie Marie M - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Let's hear it for the Tackling Heads!!!! (Applause) Awesome parody!!! : ) LOL

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