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Song Parodies -> "Once in a Terrorist Attack"

Original Song Title:

"Once in a Lifetime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Once in a Terrorist Attack"

Parody Written by:

Codeman

The Lyrics

Let's all make fun of Osama Bin Laden's life right about now...
And you may find yourself living in a smelly cave,
And you may find yourself in a horrible part of the world,
And you may find yourself behind a rock that keeps you warm at night,
And you may find yourself in a smelly cave, with an ugly camel
And you may ask yourself, why the hell did I disappear

As the days go by, as you might just disagree,
That it was stupid, to bomb the N.Y.C,
As the day goes by, as the money's gone,
Once in a terrorist attack, Cave littered with debris.

And you may ask yourself,
Where do I take a piss?
And you may ask yourself,
Where is my plate of veal?
And you may tell yourself,
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself,
This is not my beautiful camel!

As the days go by, as you might just disagree,
That it was stupid, to bomb the N.Y.C,
As the day goes by, as the money's gone,
Once in a terrorist attack, Cave littered with debris.

We're bombing your country son (8X)

Down goes the Taliban, you better start moving
You gotta keep in a constant motion,
Cause if you don't keep in constant motion,
We're gonna nuke your ass with emotion!

As the days go by, as you might just disagree,
That it was stupid, to bomb good ol N.Y.C,
As the day goes by, as the money's gone,
Once in a terrorist attack, Cave littered with debris.

As the days go by, as you might just disagree,
That it was stupid, to bomb good ol N.Y.C,
As the day goes by, as the money's gone,
Once in a terrorist attack, Cave littered with debris.

And you may ask yourself,
Where is my two-humped spouse?
And you may ask yourself,
Who's war plane is that?
And you may ask yourself,
Am I being ridiculed by William Tong?
And you may tell yourself,
Oh sh*t! What have I done!

As the days go by, as you might just disagree,
That it was stupid, to bomb good ol N.Y.C,
As the days go by, as your ass is slaughtered,
Hide under rocks and stones, we will still nuke your ass.

As the days go by, as you might just disagree,
That it was stupid, to bomb good ol N.Y.C,
As the day goes by, as the money's gone,
Once in a terrorist attack, Cave littered with debris.

We're bombing your country son (8X)

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