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Song Parodies -> "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar"

Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

People who had ever heard of the Jojo's Venture fighting game,which was released in the arcades as well as Dreamcast and Playstation,will experience this song.
Jojo's Venture,Star Platinum
Jotaro Kujo's here
Go! Hermit Purple!
Go! Hierophant Green!
Things might get too weird (Jojo's Venture)

Well he's still here with the Stand he has
Platinum,platinum,platinum
Star Platinum,call it Star Platinum (Jojo's Venture)
I play Jojo's Venture everyday,a good game
At a local arcade,the arcade (Jojo's Venture)
You know that everytime I really go
Where a Jojo's Venture was
It's already where it's at
Cause I'm already there (Jojo's Venture)

Jojo's Venture,Star Platinum
Jotaro Kujo's back
Go! Silver Chariot!
Go! Magician's Red
The Fool will attack (Jojo's Venture)

Who's got a Stand that is a High Priestess
It's a girl and her name is Midler
Yeah,her name is Midler (Jojo's Venture)
D'Bo,you know
The priestess is taking forms of
Metallic thingies all right
And stupid Midler,she's O.K. (Jojo's Venture)
Dio Brando is chasing me down
Trying to slam my head to the ground
What Dio really wants to do
Is killing me with his Stand,The World,The World [WRYYYYYY!]

Jojo's Venture,Star Platinum
Jotaro Kujo's there
Now let's take a Stand
Let's all take a Stand
Six men are fighting fair

I sit at a local arcade,played Street Fighter III
Mortal Kombat anyone
Get a load of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
He's Jotaro,last name Kujo
Called Jojo for short,you know
He's Jotaro,last name Kujo
Called Jojo for short,you know
He's Jotaro,last name Kujo
He's easy come and easy go
He's Jotaro,last name Kujo
He's easy come and easy go
He's Jotaro,last name Kujo
He's easy come and easy go
He's Jotaro,last name Kujo
He's easy come and easy go
He's Jotaro,last name Kujo
He's easy come and easy go
He's Jotaro,last name Kujo
He's easy come and easy go
He's easy come and easy go
He's easy come and easy go
He's easy come and easy go
He's easy come and easy go

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Pacing: 2.6
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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Poopie Longstocking - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody! The original is one of my favourites from the 90s.
Huff - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Look for my version and you will see the correct way to parody this song. It's entitled "Slack-Off". 111. The pacing is way off and many origional words are used. And the constant repition of "Jojo's Venture" gets annoying. Hell, I don't even know what you are talking about, so it wasn't funny.
viva la spatula guitarist - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
huff, your parody sucks ass, this is origonal at least. you critsize too much, and you are everything that vls stands against. go listen to some pop-punk, and stop taking swipes at other artists.
viva la spatula guitarist - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
oh and by the way, i realise wat i sed above is hypocritical, but huff needs to be told.
maxiweixin - November 24, 2007 - Report this comment
??? that s*** sucked. didnt resemble anything of the original lyrics of the song shiiit burns my eyes dumbass

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