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I've been waiting
For two hours
With my friends
Inside the theatre

I am standing
At the counter
While this kid
Fills up the popcorn

And he puts on
Too much butter
And before
I even argue

I'm distracted
By a ruckus
From somebody
Coming in

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"Got these tickets
On Fandango!!"
Shouts the man
To the young usher

And the woman
He has come with
She is shaking
Her head sideways

And I look
The other way
As they are gawking
At the line

And I'm pretending
Not to see them
So instead
I sit back down

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I am looking
At the previews
On the small screens
They've provided

I'm surrounded
By eight Frodos
And a Gandalf
And a Elrond

And I'm glancing
At my watch again
The hour is
Drawing closer

When I'm feeling
The line shuffling
And so
I raise my head

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There's an Arwen
Who is cutting
Looking around
Will they catch her?

No, they miss it
And I'm pissed off
She's only
Been here ten minutes

And I'm wond'ring
Who will notice
I'm sure she thinks
She's so smart

And while she's
Straightening her costume
Her wig
Is getting pulled

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Everyone
Is now complaining
And the usher
Makes her go back

To the end
Of the long line...

I am laughing
At her now...

And at the other people
Who'll arrive here just
Before the show begins

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I finish up my popcorn
It's time to walk on in