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Song Parodies -> "My Name is Arwen"

Original Song Title:

"My Name is Luka"

Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

Parody Song Title:

"My Name is Arwen"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

A subtle prod toward Eowyn from my alter ego...
My name is Arwen
I live down in Rivendell
I look better than you
But I think that's easy to tell

If you start thinking late at night
You'd like a man who will do you right
Just don't hit on Aragorn
Just don't hit on Aragorn
Just don't hit on Aragorn

I think it's because you're lonely
Rohan must not breed 'em hot
I'm not saying that you're homely
But as cute as me you're not!

He's only there to swing his sword
And when he's beaten that evil Lord
Then you won't see him anymore
Then you won't see him anymore
Then you won't see him anymore

That's all I came to say
Don't bat your eyes at him again
Well, if he holds you that's okay
'Cuz he's still my boyfriend anyway

I guess I'll leave you all alone
If your heart's broken, you should have known
Just don't forget who I am
Just don't forget who I am
Just don't forget who I am

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 15

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Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Rrrrrooowwrrrr, Elven-cat-fight !
Arwen - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...glad you appreciate it. Also glad you taught me how to spell Rrrrroowwrrrr...I really never knew...=)
Adagio - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute, Arwin! 5's
Arwen - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio!!!
Arwen - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
?????
Humm... - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Guess you haven't read the books. Eowyn ends up marrying Faramir so she is the wife of the Steward of Gondor. They all become great friends so they do see each other quite often, most likely on a daily basis. Since Aragorn (or Telcontar by then, elvish for Strider) is the King he most likely can have his way with Eowyn on occasion (it's good to be the King) without Faramir knowing. Who knows, maybe Arwen has an occasional fling with Faramir as well. They live for so dang long something a bit on the wild side has to happen somewhere along the way, right?
Arwen - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
okay...i didn't leave that "gay sex" comment. and i also know the correct spelling of "losers." so...that wasn't me. the thing i'm confused about is WHY is this song getting so much attention suddenly? i posted it about a million years ago. and to Humm...it's a JOKE. i KNOW eowyn and faramir get married...i know the whole thing...like the real arwen would ever be this bitchy anyway. she's perfect, and trusts aragorn and wouldn't worry. duh.
Farkus - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, You've been "linked" by BBSpot. Visit www.bbspot.com to find out why this site is seeing a traffic spike.
Adagio - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
It didn't really sound like you (that fake post). Interesting site...bbspot
Humm... - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I know it was a joke, so was mine :)
Arwen - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, sorry...I'm a bit on edge. I don't like fake comment poster girl person...whoever they are. Sorry, Humm...
Arwen - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio...thanks for trusting that the real me is not such a "looser." so i checked out the site...bbspot...i'm a little less disconcerted with said explanation...but i really wonder who did the link...
Farkus - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, If you want to find out how your site ended up on BBSpot's daily links, just write the site proprietor (Brian Briggs, aka, BBSpot). He's a helpful friendly guy and might let you know how he found your Luka/Arwen parody. Typically, these links are sent in by other BBSpot readers and Brian chooses whatever interests him that day.
Arwen - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Farkus. I almost wrote before...but then I thought that if he tells me that "Joe" sent the link to him, that most likely won't help me...as not many folks use their real names. But I'll go ahead and ask anyway...see what I can dig up...
Arwen - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
All these mystery voters should read my other "Luka" parody...give me ones if you must...but leave a comment, please!!!
Arwen - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea!! The fake Arwen comment is gone!!
pickle - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Meow!
Arwen - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the vote, Pickle!
Kitty C. - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Much better pacing in this (your original, I take it) 'Luka' parody.
Arwen - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, Kitty...I did write this one first. And thanks!
Serafina - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was really good! Seems like there were a few people who gave you low scores for pacing on this; I wonder why that could be? I won't worry about it though; I give it 5-5-5.
Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Serafina...thanks so much for dusting off one of my old works and checking it out! This one is a strange case, because it somehow got linked to some other site, and one day, after it had been posted for months and months, it suddenly got like 30 votes...all from people who don't usually frequent the site...who don't know how brilliant I am...who were vindictive and jealous. Oh wait...tangent. Sorry! Heheheh...anyway...that is where most of those 1s came from. Not that I am saying I don't deserve them...but I didn't stress too much...just because we all get hit by the 1s guy sometimes...and if 10 times as many people suddenly look at your work...it's bound to create more one-age. Make sense? Probably not...=) Thanks!
Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay...AmiRight time is so different than real time. It had only been posted for a couple of weeks when the voting fiasco happened...but...you still get my drift...
Jeff Reuben - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
More research...looks like I missed some interesting comments

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