Song Parodies -> Mucus
| Original Song Title: | "Luka" |
| Original Performer: | Suzanne Vega |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mucus" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
I'm full of mucus
The phlegm hockin' on the floor
This is the worst I've had
And I've been really sick before
If you hear gagging late at night
All kinds of sneezing, say gezunteit
Just don't ask me what I have
Just don't ask me what I have
Just don't ask me what I have
I think it's because I worry
I may not eat what I should
Maybe I should wash my hands more
Maybe I should wear a hood
I'm blowin' snot until I cry
I'm not at work and they know why
The boss don't argue anymore
The boss don't argue anymore
The boss don't argue anymore
Yes I think I'm okay
For now the weekend came again
It's going to be a lovely day
And the boss don't need me anyway
I guess I like to be at home
With benefits, in a zone
Just don't ask me what I have
Just don't ask me what I have
Just don't ask me what I have
The phlegm hockin' on the floor
This is the worst I've had
And I've been really sick before
If you hear gagging late at night
All kinds of sneezing, say gezunteit
Just don't ask me what I have
Just don't ask me what I have
Just don't ask me what I have
I think it's because I worry
I may not eat what I should
Maybe I should wash my hands more
Maybe I should wear a hood
I'm blowin' snot until I cry
I'm not at work and they know why
The boss don't argue anymore
The boss don't argue anymore
The boss don't argue anymore
Yes I think I'm okay
For now the weekend came again
It's going to be a lovely day
And the boss don't need me anyway
I guess I like to be at home
With benefits, in a zone
Just don't ask me what I have
Just don't ask me what I have
Just don't ask me what I have
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DKTOS, Rick, but I see what you mean... definitely on the same mucus trail today ;-)
That snot bad.
DKTOS?! People have short memories. Luka by Suzanne Vega was a hit in 1988 and it invited a lot of parodies including Uecker and Puka.
Funny... Until I read this parody I was positive this song was made in 2005, I dunno why... Must've evaded me all those years. Very funny parody... I'm ready to nitpick again now: the correct spelling of "gezuntheit" is "gesundheit." But the "s" is pronounced as a "z." :-P
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