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Song Parodies -> "The Search Is Over (My Science Project)"

Original Song Title:

"The Search Is Over"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"The Search Is Over (My Science Project)"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Maybe we all have a little Dr. "Fronkensteen" in us... ; )
Look at my creation
See what I have done
After much frustration
The Science Fair I've won
Please take back your preachin'
You're wrong in what YOU'VE DIS-cerned
This first place ribbon
Was fair and squarely earned

Ev'ry girl has had THE dream
Of that special mo-ment
She'll meet Mis-TER Right
He'll fill her with joy
After ten or fifty guys
Will she wait forever?
The search is over
Come and meet the perfect boy!

Taking notes on genomes
Reading through the night
Af-TER some gross mu-ta-tions
I thought I got it right
The perfect combination
Of most desir-ed traits
My re-ci-pe was tested through
A stream of "perfect" dates

Gave him all of Vin's MUS-cles
And Orlando's swagger
Johnny Depp's mo-JO
What more could he gain?
He had Wentworth Miller's eyes
I could love him never
Had to start over
I forgot to add a brain

Many NIGHTS stretched out behind me
At the drawing board
Even ASKED Gene Wilder for some help
Then good LUCK
It finally STRUCK
I found the perfect brew
Gen-e-tic milkshake
Look what it grew in-to

Now as you behold him
You wonder, "What's the deal?
This guy looks almost normal
His abs aren't made of steel!"
But on my path I realized
The best things are not AL-WAYS SEEN
He's got inside him
The most important genes

Gave him all of Jeff's HU-mor
Dave's and Bob-P's vision
He's got Phil's AC-cent
Both the Aussies' style
Jack's and Matty's CHARM
Threw in Agri's brain pow'r
THE SEARCH IS OVER!
I have built the Per-fect Guy!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Jeff Reuben - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought you might come up with some Weird Science song from another perspective. Poor guy has my humor though...I guess not everyone can be perfect :)
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
What are the odds of us both posting a Frankenparody on the same day, huh? Great minds and all that. You finished off a perfect parody with that last verse...style, hey? I can live with that. :-D 555
Michael E Cormier - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I almost forgot about this song until I saw your parody. Nice Work. 555
Matthias - February 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Suck up! (cough, cough) Ahhhhh.... Just kidding! You know I loved this girl!!! Anybody who falls for my masculine charm is okay in my book. By the way, other than being parodied flirted with by Arwen (Which is something that dreams are made of) I also loved the fact that you added a Gene Wilder referance, because I absolutely LOVE "Young Frankenstine" Great parody to end the competition with.
Kristof Robertson - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.10) see above....a typically funny and classy effort for your last Decathlon parody; but I'd expect nothing less from you!
Agrimorfee - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec) Wowie...I am tickled pink by your tricky rhymes and by your surprise ending! I hope that it is quite clear that my vote in this round is not merely from your sweet compliment.
ladyCupCakes - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for a great Tribute to the ~ Lusty Knights o'Parody ~
bobpiecheese - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Ingenious! Loved the ending - took a sec to realize the importance of the names mentioned, but still WHEE I GOT MENTIONED IN A PARODY! Ahem...555, blah blah blah.
Phil Alexander - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
:-D

"Phil's accent"? I never realized my typing was so beautifully accented ;-)

PS Security code "2BU" - seemed somehow appropriate on this parody
stuart mcarthur - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(decath) well, y'know what they say about flattery - wish I'd thought of that trick - great rhyming and rhythm as usual Arwen, and I'm extremely proud to be one of your "boys" - 555
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) And with my vision, you get a touch of my Hazel-Blue eyes too ;) Very funny, and very creative. So if your creation, and my robot ended up together, I wonder what the child would look like. . . hmmm . ..I won't say I cracked up that much on this one, but I was very flattered, and it paced well too, it was a pleasure contesting with you Arwen, I hope it's not the last I see of you.
Doug Baseball - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Neat to see what others have done with some of my favorites songs growing up. I, too, thought it was some funn science fair, butyou came up with an even better, original idea.
George - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I trust that it is well paced, as all the other voters have confirmed. So I'll give it a good score.
Arwen - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Well for heaven's sake. I never thanked any of my voters on this one! Shame on me. Shame shame shame! Thanks, George, for putting this back on my radar. (Yes, everyone...I DO check the recent comments for my own stuff regularly. Just because I'm lame and haven't written in ages, doesn't mean I'm not as self-absorbed as I always was. ;)...) So...in the name of being better late than never...

Jeffy...I guy could do worse than to have your humor...he could have your unitard. ; ) Thanks!

Kristof...=) Thanks very much. I would never even pretend that I've got a mind as great as yours...but the style thing...I think we can compete on that.

Michael...um...I don't know how anyone could forget about this song. As a child of the 80s, I pretty much accepted, in my heart of hearts, that this was the most romantic song of all time. Mullets and all. Thanks...

Matthias...you don't get as far as I've gotten in life without knowing how to brown-nose. I'll never deny it. ; ) Thanks!

KR...thanks again!

Agri...now I have to go back and see how you voted. I hope it was Arwen number 1! ; ) Thanks!

ladyCupCakes...it's the least I could do. : )

BPC...I find it hard to beleive that you've never been mentioned in a parody before. Maybe since? You deserve it...thanks!

Phil...there is NOTHING that gets to me like a British accent does. I just give you the benefit of the doubt that yours is dreamy.

Stuart...=) As well you SHOULD be proud, Mister. The waiting list is killer long! ; )

BAD...I hope it's not the last you see of me either, Dave. I mean...I'm pretty sure I wrote at least one parody after this. And there will be more. Oh...the comeback is just around the corner...; )

Doug...thanks very much. Glad to know you were of the same schooling as I was on what songs kicked major butt in our youth.

George...ahhh...the man who started this all. Thanks for the vote, but I have to ask. Your last name doesn't happen to be Eads does it? Because if so...I think we should probably talk more. And by talk, I mean make out.
Karmen Ausford - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Kinda like a candle in the wind the made me change my name.

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