He and his wife don't get along
He has a really bad habit, you see
He always stunk up the house
Finally she decided to flee
Oh but he goes into his kitchen
Nukes a burrito, man oh man
Eats it and gets indigestion
His house smells evil as sin

No don't pass gas
Don't pass gas, no
Don't pass gas
Or you're gonna make someone mad

Teenager at a live party
Want some onion rings for the road
But he's already passed so much gas
If you lit a match, the place would explode
The waiter says, "Peeee-YUGH!!!"
Young'un says, "hey, man, what was that?"
Lighting a match he says, "check you all later"
And as for the party, that was that!

No don't pass gas
Don't pass gas, no
Don't pass gas
Or you're gonna make someone mad
(Repeat)

(Background)
Don't pass gas
d-d-d don't pass gas
Don't pass gas
Ffffffuu-uup!
(repeat)

Boy out with girl on their first date
Gets pulled over by the law
Officer gets a whiff through the window
Says "I'm gonna have to search this car"
Boy says, "Ffffffuu-uup"
Cop says, "you're under arrest"
Charged with disorderly conduct
His cellmates will not be impressed!

No don't pass gas
Don't pass gas, no
Don't pass gas
Or you're gonna make someone mad
(Repeat)

(Background)
Don't pass gas
d-d-d don't pass gas
Don't pass gas
Ffffffuu-uup!
(repeat)