i'm bored with "kismet"
and "yahtzee"
"risk" and "sorry" get me down
"chinese checkers" makes me frown
"dominos", i just can't stand
no more "operation"
close that board game you've got there
i'll just refuse to play
there's pieces gone anyway
but there's one game i think's okay

shall we play "twister"...naked ?
shall we play "twister"...naked ?

your limbs get flung
when you're nude, its so much fun

here come my hammy clammy mitts again

we'll jog each other as we stand
i can tell you balance well
and your nearness casts a spell
yes, you might get groped now
you can have orgasms
if you pose the right way
if its cheap thrills that you need
yes, you're likely to succeed
and its even more fun...with three

shall we play "twister"...naked ?
shall we play "twister"...naked ?

my hands are strung
right across your lovely lungs

here come my hammy clammy mitts again

just spin the dial and go
are ya feelin' randy ?
are ya feelin' desire ?
an easy game to learn
just see how many points you earn
we both fall and overturn

shall we play "twister"...naked ?
shall we play "twister"...naked ?

the game's begun
we'll be twisted when we're done

you've gotten naked, baby
you've gotten naked, baby
you've gotten naked

you've gotten naked, baby
you've gotten naked, baby
you've gotten naked