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Song Parodies -> "Shall We Play Twister ?"

Original Song Title:

"Babylon Sisters"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Shall We Play Twister ?"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm bored with "kismet"
and "yahtzee"
"risk" and "sorry" get me down
"chinese checkers" makes me frown
"dominos", i just can't stand
no more "operation"
close that board game you've got there
i'll just refuse to play
there's pieces gone anyway
but there's one game i think's okay

shall we play "twister"...naked ?
shall we play "twister"...naked ?

your limbs get flung
when you're nude, its so much fun

here come my hammy clammy mitts again

we'll jog each other as we stand
i can tell you balance well
and your nearness casts a spell
yes, you might get groped now
you can have orgasms
if you pose the right way
if its cheap thrills that you need
yes, you're likely to succeed
and its even more fun...with three

shall we play "twister"...naked ?
shall we play "twister"...naked ?

my hands are strung
right across your lovely lungs

here come my hammy clammy mitts again

just spin the dial and go
are ya feelin' randy ?
are ya feelin' desire ?
an easy game to learn
just see how many points you earn
we both fall and overturn

shall we play "twister"...naked ?
shall we play "twister"...naked ?

the game's begun
we'll be twisted when we're done

you've gotten naked, baby
you've gotten naked, baby
you've gotten naked

you've gotten naked, baby
you've gotten naked, baby
you've gotten naked


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MrMacphisto - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, this rocked... Something about Steely Dan doing such a perverse song is really funny....
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
well, lets face it....steely dan was named after a dildo..thanks for the vote.....south park al has a REAL twisted steely dan song coming up tomorrow...if it passes the censor
MrMacphisto - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I forgot about that... it does make sense now... lol
Paul Robinson - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Hmmm...DKTOS here, was it off their latest album? I have all their older stuff but nothing after "Aja"...
cam - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
you suck dick bitch pussy licker motherfucker suck my dick thats not right.

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