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Song Parodies -> "The Keyshawn Song"

Original Song Title:

"Hey 19"

Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"The Keyshawn Song"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Probably goes without saying, but T.O. is Terrell Owens, Marvin is Marvin Harrison, and if you didn't watch the Bucs-Colts game the other night, you didn't hear Keyshawn dis Harrison, then get outshone by Marvelous Marvin during the game.
Way back when in '96
You were the top pick of the Jets
Outshone by Chrebet, their favorite player
Got jealous of the attention he gets

Hey 19, yeah you are overrated
I'd rather have T.O.
Please throw him the ball so he shuts his mouth

Hey Keyshawn, that's Jonny Gruden
You argue with him during games
You'll be in Canton when you retire
Buffing the statues in the hall of fame

Hey 19, you ain't got nothin' on Marvin
He'll beat you every time
Miked up Monday night, blew your ass away

All those catches, not too many touchdowns
Maybe you should find the end zone

Keyshawn you're overrated
Keyshawn you're only talk

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Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Seeing that Keyshawn is one of the few that can still play, I can't knock him. We do have some personalities that play football with words. They enjoy the hype. It's all gonna catch up with them sooner or later. Sapp was just pummeled with a $50K fine. Not so good for contract negotiations this year. And Key is a team player believe it or not. We do have stars that are very humble . Brooks & Lynch are good examples of the class acts.
The Great Karlando - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know what it is about Keyshawn I don't like, but I just don't like him. Didn't like him with the Jets, don't like him now. And I don't think it's because of his flair and his hype and his talking, I personally find that kinda stuff entertaining. I just think that he's a little overrated, and that the hype kinda stands out now, seeing how he's playing in Tampa. All that, plus the fact that I don't really care for the Bucs drove me to write this song. So, I guess what I'm saying is that yeah he's a good player, but I don't think he's THAT good. And, for some reason, I just don't like the guy.
Wild Man - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
That's cool ! I respect your opinion. Jon Gruden must share it, because he only uses Key in only a few offensive situations, from what I've seen.
Wild Man - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Like I said , It would catch up with him, sooner than later. Gruden ain't nobodys fool. Great call, Karlando.

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