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Song Parodies -> "Emptied"

Original Song Title:

"Tempted"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Squeeze

Parody Song Title:

"Emptied"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'd bought some brandy, tequila
some mixers for the base
some vodka, bacardi
and schnapps by the case
i didn't want detection
hid the stash at my place
cause i sure know some people
who glasses, overfill
phil, my only sibling
fills, certainly, the bill
i'm bawling...yes, bawling
cause he drank it all
stewed to the gills

emptied by my brute of a brother
emptied, but the truth is discovered
he lays on the lawn
with senses gone
what a mother !
emptied by my brute of a brother
emptied and it can't be recovered

i'm in a mood, dark...with his sport
my temper starts to swell
the booze that he'd been downing
would really serve me well
i finally lose my patience
and i tell him, "go to hell"

and his nose...i had to sock it
he was too slow to block
i get in even closer
and really clean his clock
alarmed by blood production
i sure hope that it stops

but this ain't novel...its old news
his battles with the booze
now the lad's unconscious
and also highly bruised
he drank my whole selection
now there's nothing i can do

emptied by my brute of a brother
emptied, but the truth is discovered
he lays on the lawn
with senses gone
what a mother !
emptied by my brute of a brother
emptied and it can't be recovered

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Agrimorfee - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent!!!
AFW - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
O Brother wherefor drink mine?...funny domestic, here-5's
MrMacphisto - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great song...
Stuart McArthur - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
"highly bruised"?...so sad, so sad, lol - 555
carol - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
$555 to you to re cop with and a kick in the pants to bad brother.
Larry Hensley - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Really funny! 555's
Red Ant - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like the recipe for Mojo, a variation of PUNCH!
alvin rhodes - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks agrimorfee AFW mr macphisto stuart carol larry and red ant
Lionel Mertens - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Here this should help fill you back up. 5's

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