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Song Parodies -> "Black Coffee Out Of Bed (Hardee's Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"Black Coffee In Bed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Squeeze

Parody Song Title:

"Black Coffee Out Of Bed (Hardee's Theme)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

We can rebuild a carburetor. And put together a five-speaker surround sound stereo. And juggle four girlfriends without ever getting busted. Oh well, you can't be good at everything. The grilled porkchop biscuit @ Hardee's. Without us, some guys would starve...
There's a stain on his counter
Where your coffee cup was
And there's a spill on the floor
Now I've got myself awake
I was writing to tell you
That my feelings tonight
Are a stain on his kitchen counter
That he wipes up his mess

Now he's up
And he's back in the kitchen
A stain on his kitchen counter
Says nothing to me
Now he's up
And he's cleaning up his mess
With a guy full of thirstfulness
And coffee out of bed

With the way that he got up
He can hardly contain
His underwear and his socks on
And a necktie on his shirt
Now knowing he is a starving guy
They'll be Hardee's in his mind
And a stain on his kitchen counter
To squeeze the coffee drops down

Now he's up
And he's back in the kitchen
A stain on his kitchen counter
Says nothing to me
Now he's up
And he's cleaning up his mess
With a guy full of thirstfulness
And coffee out of bed

From the breakfast without a mess
To the breakfast at Hardee's
There's nothing of your mess
That he'll ever clean up
The stain on his kitchen counter
Remain all that's left
Squeezing coffee drops in the cup
Drinking coffee out of bed

Now he's up
And he's back in the kitchen
A stain on his kitchen counter
Says nothing to me
Now he's up
And he's cleaning up his mess
With a guy full of thirstfulness
And coffee out of bed

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