Song Parodies -> KFC Always Repeats

Original Song Title:	"History Never Repeats"
Original Performer:	Split Enz

Parody Song Title:	"KFC Always Repeats"
Parody Written by:	Merry & Pippin

KFC repeats three times to be exact... as this is the third in our (long awaited?) Chicken Trilogy - KFC, Learning to Fry and now KFC Always Repeats. ;-)

KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
Eat way too much - a slight regret
The cost by morn - I'll know stomach upset

And my backside it is aglow
I'd washed it down with some Bordeaux
And egg foo yung - oh woe is me!
But anyway that's KFC

(I say) KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
Now I've got an oxygen debt
And just at four I wake in a cold sweat

It may make me display soft stool
It's more potent than hot jet fuel
Tomorrow rump will be irate
I need to drink Kaopectate

KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
And so I writhe - turning in the dark
It's creeping on towards a burn of heart

KFC always repeats
KFC always repeats

Deep in the night it's so obscene
I lie awake feeling unclean
Talking about digestive glands
My intestines will not expand

KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
And there's a burn building in my heart
Leading me on towards a great big f___

Always repeats
Always repeats
Always repeats
Bowel gives way

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mandamoo - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Great song, great parody ! Had a good old laugh..... !

Wild Man - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I think this is the First bodily funtion parody from the dynamic duo. Getting low on material? I'm not at all familiar with the original song or artist. But your stuff is always a fun read.

Meriadoc - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment

No WM, we've also done All I Have to Eat is Beans" and "Filled Up on Baked Beans" Both got hit rather badly by the 'one guy' tho... :-(

Wild Man - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Cheer up Dynamic duo! Everything you touch turns to gold. You two cook with gas (or without) Guess I should brush up on my history.

Reddyrules - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment

This is your third go at KFC - no matter how hard you try you're not putting me off it! P.S. Good lyrics

Some Person - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Heh... My dad owns several kfc stores.

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Song Parodies -> KFC Always Repeats

"History Never Repeats"

Split Enz

"KFC Always Repeats"

Merry & Pippin

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