-> "KFC Always Repeats"
Original Song Title:
"History Never Repeats"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"KFC Always Repeats"
The Lyrics
KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
Eat way too much - a slight regret
The cost by morn - I'll know stomach upset
And my backside it is aglow
I'd washed it down with some Bordeaux
And egg foo yung - oh woe is me!
But anyway that's KFC
(I say) KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
Now I've got an oxygen debt
And just at four I wake in a cold sweat
It may make me display soft stool
It's more potent than hot jet fuel
Tomorrow rump will be irate
I need to drink Kaopectate
KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
And so I writhe - turning in the dark
It's creeping on towards a burn of heart
KFC always repeats
KFC always repeats
Deep in the night it's so obscene
I lie awake feeling unclean
Talking about digestive glands
My intestines will not expand
KFC always repeats
I smell myself before I go to sleep
And there's a burn building in my heart
Leading me on towards a great big f___
Always repeats
Always repeats
Always repeats
Bowel gives way
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