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Song Parodies -> "Glue"

Original Song Title:

"True"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Spandau Ballet

Parody Song Title:

"Glue"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Not THAT true,excep I do use too much on my papers sometimes
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
It's glue
Funny how it seems
It comes from horses, but which part?
Is it the heels? Or from the toes?
It can come in white or gold
It can come in white or gold.. (but never brown)

I bought some glue for school
One bottle and a few sticks of it
I didn't even really care which brand
When I need glue for everything.

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
I know this horse is glue
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Know I use too much GLUE.

Ill use it for papers, wont put it on my tongue
But instead of chapstick,I use my gluestick
Sniffing all the Elmer's all night long
Isnt as true as it sounds (True as it sounds)

Squeezing it with both my hands
I use too much at school
Why do I find it hard to write the next line
Cause glue's al over my fingers

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
I sniff way too much glue
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Im smearin',squeezing,GLUE

*break*

Im superglued to my girls
But in a whole different sense
I find it too hard to use a little a time
Oh no, the glue's at the end

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
I used up all my glue
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
I used too much of glue

Im using too much........
More than my last lunch.......
Glue.

I know this stuff is......
This sticky stuff is.......
Glue.

This gross white stuff is......
In stick form this is.......
Glue.

I used up all my......
Gotta get some more......
Glue.
2006 Jack "Local Celebrtiy" Wilson

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   3
 2
 2
 
 5   5
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Jack Wilson - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Just so ya know I left two lines from the OS on purpose
Agrimorfee - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Why would you leave out 2 lines on purpose? This is still quite patchy, Jack...444
TJC - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Super glue parody!
Jason - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
At least your parody was better than TJC's pun! I found pacing a bit off here and there, but nothing to get all sticky (no pun intended) about. 455 for you.
Jack Wilson - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee: LOL mn I left two lines IN. 4's are fine with me!
TJC:Ummm....thanks!
Jason: LOL thanks!
Red Ant - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
You might have left out a few lines, but this was infinitely better than the original. 5s.
Kristof Robertson - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Definitely improving, Jack! Pacing's a bit wonky in places; keep working on that. Also, try to make sure that the lines that rhyme in the OS rhyme in your parody. Overall, pretty good! 444
Jack Wilson - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Jack Ant:Thanks!
Kristof: Thanks!!!! LOL wont always rhyme though BTW check out my comment on your old parody "Cheerleadre att he Back"
2Eagle - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe Flicka is in that glue. Good - 555.
Jack Wilson - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, "I know this, Flicka's glue ah ah ah ah ah"

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