Song Parodies -> Two

Original Song Title:	"True"
Original Performer:	Spandau Ballet

Parody Song Title:	"Two"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

So rude was he,
Now it seems,
I'm not on time,
So cleverly I will scheme...

Headlights and wheels, they go too slow!

This is the sound
Of my HORN!

This is the sound...

I got a ticket from the cops,
But now I've come back again!

Why do I find it hard to drive the white line?

Oh I want that fool to be dead!

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I'll blow his,
Truck in,
Two...

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I'll blow his,
Truck in,
TWO!

With a thrill in my head,
And an R-P-G gun
Dissolve that nerd who's truck's in front!

Get his attention, yeah right now!

Give him the sound
Of my HORN!

Give him the sound...

My gun's slipping from my hands
Sweat's a mind of its own

Take my firearms and wipe the sweat dry

Oh I want that fool to be blown!

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I'll blow his,
Truck in,
Two...

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I'll blow his,
Truck in,
TWO!

(instrumental)

I got a ticket from the cops,
But now I've come back again!

Why do I drive my car not in my right mind?

Oh I'll pump that fool full of lead!

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I blew his,
Truck in,
Two...

Uh, uh-oh, uhhh-oh!

His truck is,
Hauling,
Fuel...

He's hauling FUEL!
Oh no, oh no, OH NO HE'S HAULING FUEL!!!
(FLASH-BOOM)
AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!

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Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

You've got some major anger management issues goin' on there, buddy...:-) 555

Adagio - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job here, Johnny! 5's

Two lines (or more) kind of stand out for me: "Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!" - sounds wicked. :D

"He's hauling FUEL! Oh no, oh no, OH NO HE'S HAULING FUEL!!! (FLASH-BOOM) AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! " lol

Ashkicksass - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Honey, are you ok?

John Barry - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Road rage or road kill?

MasonR - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Much better lyrics than the original! 555

Royce Miller - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Enjoyed it, Johnny

Arwen - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

UGH! What a day! I am finally getting a chance to check today's entries. Excellent work on this one, Johnny. 5s, for sure!

Mr. X - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice job, John. 5-5-5.

Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Kristof & Adagio & Ashkicksass(yes, I'm okay! ;-) ), JB, MasonR, Royce, Arwen, and Mr. X!

Cookie-man - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

I have been so damn busy lately I have not had a chance to get on here in a while. Boy am I glad I stopped by tonight! Excellent work!

Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Cookie-man!

Stuart McArthur - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Great (and from a law-abiding citizen, I think "appropriate") ending Johnny - to get from "True" to "Two" is some kind of amazing leap - 555 - great to read

Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Stuart.

airfarcewon - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Vivid road rage word art....in parody format.....Excellence

Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, airfarcewon.

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Song Parodies -> Two

"True"

Spandau Ballet

"Two"

Johnny D

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