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Song Parodies -> "Two"

Original Song Title:

"True"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Spandau Ballet

Parody Song Title:

"Two"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

So rude was he,
Now it seems,
I'm not on time,
So cleverly I will scheme...

Headlights and wheels, they go too slow!

This is the sound
Of my HORN!

This is the sound...

I got a ticket from the cops,
But now I've come back again!

Why do I find it hard to drive the white line?

Oh I want that fool to be dead!

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I'll blow his,
Truck in,
Two...

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I'll blow his,
Truck in,
TWO!

With a thrill in my head,
And an R-P-G gun
Dissolve that nerd who's truck's in front!

Get his attention, yeah right now!

Give him the sound
Of my HORN!

Give him the sound...

My gun's slipping from my hands
Sweat's a mind of its own

Take my firearms and wipe the sweat dry

Oh I want that fool to be blown!

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I'll blow his,
Truck in,
Two...

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I'll blow his,
Truck in,
TWO!

(instrumental)

I got a ticket from the cops,
But now I've come back again!

Why do I drive my car not in my right mind?

Oh I'll pump that fool full of lead!

Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!

I blew his,
Truck in,
Two...

Uh, uh-oh, uhhh-oh!

His truck is,
Hauling,
Fuel...

He's hauling FUEL!
Oh no, oh no, OH NO HE'S HAULING FUEL!!!
(FLASH-BOOM)
AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   1
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Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You've got some major anger management issues goin' on there, buddy...:-) 555
Adagio - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job here, Johnny! 5's

Two lines (or more) kind of stand out for me: "Heh, heh-heh, hehhh-heh!" - sounds wicked. :D

"He's hauling FUEL! Oh no, oh no, OH NO HE'S HAULING FUEL!!! (FLASH-BOOM) AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! " lol
Ashkicksass - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Honey, are you ok?
John Barry - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Road rage or road kill?
MasonR - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Much better lyrics than the original! 555
Royce Miller - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Enjoyed it, Johnny
Arwen - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
UGH! What a day! I am finally getting a chance to check today's entries. Excellent work on this one, Johnny. 5s, for sure!
Mr. X - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, John. 5-5-5.
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof & Adagio & Ashkicksass(yes, I'm okay! ;-) ), JB, MasonR, Royce, Arwen, and Mr. X!
Cookie-man - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I have been so damn busy lately I have not had a chance to get on here in a while. Boy am I glad I stopped by tonight! Excellent work!
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Cookie-man!
Stuart McArthur - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great (and from a law-abiding citizen, I think "appropriate") ending Johnny - to get from "True" to "Two" is some kind of amazing leap - 555 - great to read
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart.
airfarcewon - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Vivid road rage word art....in parody format.....Excellence
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, airfarcewon.

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