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Song Parodies -> "Mould"

Original Song Title:

"Gold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Spandau Ballet

Parody Song Title:

"Mould"

Parody Written by:

Bobbikk Simmons

The Lyrics

There's something lying in the fridge, waiting, growing, it's.... MOULD!
Six months since you started to grow
Six months since you grew from a spore
I really should clean out the fridge more
A lambchop, a salad and grapes
All being slowly eaten away
As they spend too much time on the food tray
Ahh! And there's some goo, there's some GOO!
There's nothing thats safe to eat at all
I should have gone to Tesco's to buy more

Mould
Never thought that you would grow
But now that I've tried you I know
Your undigestable
You start me heaving
because you are
Mould
You make my stomach churn
And now that I've eaten you I've learned
your undigestible
Always be heaving...

And after I'd consumed you
I thought that I was going to die
My stomach hurt so bad that I cried
And when I thought you had gone
You came back and tried to infect me
in the form of althlete's feet
But I disinfected you, you AND your GOO!
Now my feet don't smell and itch anymore
I still need to clean my fridge out from before!

Mould
Never thought that you would grow
But now that I've tried you I know
Your undigestable
You start me heaving
because you are
Mould
You make my stomach churn
And now that I've eaten you I've learned
your undigestible
Always be heaving...

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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An American - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Is that how they spell mold in your country? The title made me think it was a song about Bob Mould, the former lead singer for Husker Du.
Bobbikk Simmons - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
*gets dictionary*. Yes it is. Turns out it can be spelt either way... Sorry about that. Hope you find a song about Bob Mould.
An American - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm. Learn something new every day.
Yet Another Dutchman - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I have this song on audio cassette, Bobbikk, so I can tell ya the pacing was WAY off. But who cares? It was hilarious! I tried to make "Gold" into "Mold" but I lack the skills to make it work. So I was pleased to stumble upon this parody.

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