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Song Parodies -> "Chartreux"

Original Song Title:

"True"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Spandau Ballet

Parody Song Title:

"Chartreux"

Parody Written by:

pkbites

The Lyrics

Chartreux is pronounced "SHAR-TRUE". It's a French breed of cat. I just recently burried my bestest buddy in the whole world, a 12 year old Chartreux named Napoleon. Not all parodies have to be funny.
Chartreux, loving as you seemed,
Always were mine, purring invaded my dreams.
Followed me around, wherever I go.
Purr was the sound, of Napole,
Purr was the sound.
You were the nicest kitty in the world.
Why can't you be here again?
Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Oh, I want the right to be sad.

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
You know, I, loved, my, Chartreux
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
You know, I, loved, my, Chartreux

With gold eyes in your head, catnip on your tongue,
relaxing my sleep, that had just begun.
Listening to purring (all night long).
Now where is the sound, of Napole?
He's not around.
I miss holding in my hands....
A best buddy of my own.
Take your kitten mill farm, and write the next line.
I want the truth to be shown:

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
You know, I, loved, my, Chartreux
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
You know, I, loved, my, Chartreux

You were the nicest kitty in the world.
Why can't you be here again?
Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Oh, I want the right to be sad.

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
You know, I, loved, my, Chartreux
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
You know, I, loved, my, Chartreux

I loved my Chartreux. I loved my Chartreux.
I know, I know, I know I loved my Chartreux.
I loved my Chartreux. I loved my Chartreux.
I know, I know, I know I loved my Chartreux.

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Leah Lockhart - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Aw, poor puddy tat!

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