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Song Parodies -> "Mel Brown"

Original Song Title:

"Spellbound"

Original Performer:

Siouxsie and the Banshees

Parody Song Title:

"Mel Brown"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

From my neighbor's car
Comes a deafening noise
It sets him screaming
"I am annoyed"

I hear crackers
Wracking from his car
It sets him screaming
He is annoyed

Yeah, firecrackers
Blasting from his car
I hear him screaming
I'm overjoyed

Wallowing in goodness of a random prank
I love to spank
Mel Brown

Swallowing the sweetness of an epic prank
I ought to thank
Mel Brown

Mel Brown, Mel Brown, whoa oh oh
Mel Brown, Mel Brown
Mel Brown, Mel Brown

And don't forget
Whoopie cushions are set
In all his chairs

Make his panties wet
With pooty-blowing blares

He will think his voice has gone amuck
When my solution he starts to suck
I pumped laugh gas, mixed with N2O
And now he's squeaking, like Daffy Duck

Wallowing in goodness of a random prank
I love to spank
Mel Brown

Hollering profusely from my well-done prank
He needs a trank
Mel Brown

Mel Brown, Mel Brown, whoa oh oh
Mel Brown
Mel Brown, Mel Brown
Mel Brown, Mel Brown

Whoa oh oh oh, whoa oh oh, wha ho
Whoa oh oh oh, whoa oh oh, wha ho wha ho

Wondering what drove me to treat Mel so rank
I drew a blank

Wallowing in goodness of a random prank
He's fun to spank-a spank-a spank
It's dank dank dank


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Rob Arndt - July 25, 2012 - Report this comment
555 for the parody, but which Mel B are you talking about? At first I thought you were talking about Mel B from the Spice Girls: http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheBWVSYW5PZSBICM93BG==/imgMelanie%20Brown3.jpg
Porfle Popnecker - July 25, 2012 - Report this comment
No, just plain old Mel Brown. If it was Mel B from the Spice Girls then the pranks would be ten times more horrible.
Meriadoc - July 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Eeeek! I know a Mel Brown. I'd show this to him, but he wouldn't get the joke... :D
Porfle Popnecker - July 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Mel Browns never get the joke!
Rob Arndt - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, pardon my ignorance concerning this Mel Brown but there are many Mel Bs with different occupations. Is yours a comedian or actor? Where might I have seen or heard about his pranks???
Porfle Popnecker - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
He isn't anyone in particular. Just an anonymous character that rhymes with "Spellbound."

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